Fierce Sun in the Sky

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"
”A. Pull it out“
”B. Suck it out“
”C.**********“
Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...

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"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"
Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"
With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…
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"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"
Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked.
"A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"
No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied.
"Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"
After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……

Rakish Little Immortal Doctor

A look of confusion flashed across Hong Jiumei's eyes as she subconsciously asked, "Caicai, what is this 'erectile difficulty' you're talking about?"


"You fool, it's a common men's health condition caused by excessive masturbating, or some unhealthy lifestyle habits. It makes it particularly difficult to ejaculate during intercourse, and sometimes, even leads to going soft halfway through."


Tong Caicai's tone became serious, the whiny tone she had used to complain about her job earlier disappeared, and at this moment, she finally looked a bit like a doctor.


"But he didn't go soft at all, he was strong and extremely hard."


Hong Jiumei reviewed the recent incident and said with utmost certainty.


"Um... even if he didn't go soft midway, it could still be erectile difficulty. After all, one and a half hours is just too absurd, definitely not normal," Tong Caicai said in an extremely firm tone.


Chapter 51 Li Dalong Returns