Fierce Sun in the Sky

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"
”A. Pull it out“
”B. Suck it out“
”C.**********“
Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...

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"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"
Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"
With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…
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"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"
Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked.
"A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"
No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied.
"Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"
After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……

Rakish Little Immortal Doctor

Watching Sun Qian wielding a tape measure, Li Qianfan was utterly dumbfounded. He never expected Sun Qian to be so tedious that she'd actually use a ruler to measure him.


Sun Qian was the most pedantic girl he had ever met all these years.


"I don't think there's any need to measure. Believe it or not, I'm just 27 or 28 centimeters," Li Qianfan said casually.


However, Sun Qian looked at Li Qianfan with disdain and said, "In my opinion, you're just lying. If you're really that impressive, what are you afraid of?"


Feeling the disdain in Sun Qian's eyes, Li Qianfan was indignant. He said, "I just don't think it's necessary. I'm upright and not afraid of crooked shadows."


"If you're upright and not afraid of crooked shadows, then take it out and let me measure. It's no trouble at all."


Chapter 90 You Seem to Be Infertile