Fierce Sun in the Sky

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"
”A. Pull it out“
”B. Suck it out“
”C.**********“
Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...

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"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"
Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"
With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…
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"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"
Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked.
"A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"
No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied.
"Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"
After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……

Rakish Little Immortal Doctor

When the tape measure fell upon that terrifyingly fierce 'beast,' Sun Qian was met with a number that left her utterly shocked.


Upon seeing this number, a thick layer of delighted surprise painted Sun Qian's face. She remembered a girlfriend once bragging about her boyfriend being sixteen centimeters, and at the time, many girlfriends had looked on with envy.


Not long ago, she had told her girlfriends' group that she knew a boy who was twenty-seven or eight centimeters, and all her girlfriends chose not to believe it, even saying she was exaggerating. Now, with the result in front of her, she hadn't lied.


"How about that, I didn't lie to you, did I?"


Li Qianfan looked down at the tape measure and, finding no difference from what he had said, spoke with a triumphant face.


"Quick, take a photo for me, take several. Later, I'll send them to the girlfriends' group and let them know I wasn't bluffing."


Chapter 151: Otherwise, why don't you use your mouth?