Fierce Sun in the Sky

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"
”A. Pull it out“
”B. Suck it out“
”C.**********“
Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...

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"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"
Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"
With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…
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"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"
Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked.
"A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"
No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied.
"Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"
After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……

Rakish Little Immortal Doctor

Upon hearing these words, the madman looked as if he had been struck by lightning, his face full of shock. He asked, "You... you killed Scarface and Goatee too?"


"Yes, while I was climbing the mountain, these two knuckleheads blocked my path, saying they wanted to capture me and take me back, then I just killed them, and I also learned that you actually kidnapped a hundred people to set up the Black Pattern Formation!"


Li Qianfan spoke about this casually, displaying an extremely stable emotion and state of mind.


Meanwhile, the madman's heart burned with rage; he clenched his fists tightly and fiercely said with a ferocious face, "You've killed four of the Ten Thousand Talisman Sect's people. Today, if I don't crush you to dust, it would seem that the Ten Thousand Talisman Sect is too incompetent."


After grinding his teeth and finishing these words, he waved his hand, "Attack, kill this dog!"


Chapter 491: The Madman Strikes