Fierce Sun in the Sky

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"
”A. Pull it out“
”B. Suck it out“
”C.**********“
Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...

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"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"
Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"
With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…
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"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"
Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked.
"A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"
No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied.
"Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"
After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……

Rakish Little Immortal Doctor

As the thunderbolt flew towards him, Li Qianfan narrowed his eyes, knowing that his opponent was powerful, but he hadn't imagined they would be to such an extent.


With the use of magic symbols, they could launch such a powerful attack.


Although Li Qianfan was currently a seventh level cultivator in the Qi Refining Realm, he could only make his physical body strong to a certain extent, but was incapable of using True Qi to launch powerful attacks. At this moment, he somewhat regretted not learning more offensive magic symbols when he had obtained the "Heavenly Treasure Record."


If he had mastered offensive spells right now, defeating the madman would have been far too easy.


However, this was not the time for regrets!


Li Qianfan immediately ran his cultivation technique, pushing his bodily functions to their limit. Just as the black thunderbolt was about to reach him, he instantly leapt to the side and narrowly dodged the assault of black thunder.


Chapter 493: You've Been Duped!