Fierce Sun in the Sky

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"
”A. Pull it out“
”B. Suck it out“
”C.**********“
Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...

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"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"
Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"
With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…
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"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"
Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked.
"A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"
No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied.
"Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"
After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……

Rakish Little Immortal Doctor

Thus, bang, bang, bang, gunshots rang out in succession, bullets streaking toward Li Qianfan.


But Li Qianfan, with lightning-fast movements of his right hand, caught each and every bullet.


When Li Heilong had emptied his magazine, Li Qianfan tossed all the bullets he'd caught onto the ground.


"Run out of bullets so soon? But that's okay, I can give you a chance to reload," Li Qianfan said teasingly.


But Li Heilong didn't attempt to reload.


Because he hadn't prepared any spare magazines at all!


"Why aren't you reloading? Don't tell me you don't have another magazine?" Li Qianfan asked.


"Who on earth are you? Which martial arts school do you belong to? Have I offended you? Why are you picking a fight with me!" Li Heilong roared as if he had gone mad.


However, Li Heilong was now using anger to mask the fear in his heart.


One just needed to look at his trembling hands and quivering legs to know the extent of his fright!


Chapter 546: You are a Martial Artist