Fierce Sun in the Sky

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"
”A. Pull it out“
”B. Suck it out“
”C.**********“
Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...

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"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"
Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"
With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…
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"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"
Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked.
"A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"
No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied.
"Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"
After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……

Rakish Little Immortal Doctor

"These people either lowered their heads or turned their faces away—none dared to meet Li Qianfan's gaze."


"You call yourselves high society? That's really humorous!"


After saying that, Li Qianfan turned back and said to Yang Lirong, "I'm very displeased. Your employee mocked me in front of so many people. How do you plan to handle this?"


"Rest assured, Divine Doctor Li, I will fire him immediately!" Yang Lirong said without hesitation.


The suited security guard's face went pale, and his legs trembled; he was almost ready to kneel before Yang Lirong.


"Boss I was wrong. I won't dare to do it again. I have a mortgage to pay every month and two children to feed. Please don't fire me..." The suited security guard said tearfully, his regret turning his guts green.


"Is it me you should be apologizing to?" Yang Lirong scolded.


So, the suited security guard hurriedly apologized to Li Qianfan and even slapped himself twice hard.


Chapter 565: Moon-Shutting Double Rings