Fierce Sun in the Sky

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"
”A. Pull it out“
”B. Suck it out“
”C.**********“
Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...

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"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"
Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"
With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…
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"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"
Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked.
"A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"
No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied.
"Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"
After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……

Rakish Little Immortal Doctor

The Spirit Talismans didn't cause him any harm, but they caught him off guard.  


Ouyang Xiang was somewhat flustered, and so were Wang Qinjia and the other disciples of the Ten Thousand Talisman Sect.  


Taking advantage of the chaos created by the Spirit Talismans, Li Qianfan frantically escaped downstairs!  


By the time the power of the Spirit Talismans had dissipated, the surrounding walls had become pocked and uneven, covered in scorch marks everywhere.  


Although Ouyang Xiang and Wang Qinjia were unharmed, they were covered in dust and looked rather disheveled, and three or four of the Ten Thousand Talisman Sect disciples were injured.  


"Chase him! After you catch him, bring him before me. I will grind his bones to dust and scatter them to the wind!"  


However, half an hour later, Wang Qinjia and the other disciples had not found Li Qianfan.  


Wang Qinjia was seething with rage, and with a punch, he cracked the wall next to him.  


Chapter 653: Ten Thousand Talisman Sect Sect Master's Wife