Fierce Sun in the Sky

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"
”A. Pull it out“
”B. Suck it out“
”C.**********“
Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...

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"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"
Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"
With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…
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"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"
Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked.
"A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"
No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied.
"Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"
After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……

Rakish Little Immortal Doctor

Li Qianfan sneered and said, "As the saying goes, if you don't do anything guilty, you won't be afraid of ghosts knocking at your door in the middle of the night. Master Liu, if you haven't done anything wrong, what's there to be afraid of?"


As Li Qianfan said this, Liu Shanshui's already pale face turned even whiter!


Murong Shan strode up to Liu Shanshui, grabbed his shoulders fiercely, and demanded, "I'm asking you one last time, what's the deal with the bad luck on my daughter? Think carefully before you answer, Liu Shanshui, or don't blame me for being rude!"


With Murong Shan's words, those dozen or so suited bodyguards all crowded around, encircling Liu Shanshui in the middle.


Liu Shanshui was so frightened he wet his pants, and a smell of urine began to spread around!


Immediately after, Liu Shanshui fell to his knees with a thud, pleading repeatedly, "Murong Family Head, please spare me, I didn't mean to deceive you all... It was all Mr. Qian's idea, he told me to do it!"


Chapter 680: So It Was a Lie