Fierce Sun in the Sky

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"
”A. Pull it out“
”B. Suck it out“
”C.**********“
Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...

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"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"
Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"
With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…
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"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"
Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked.
"A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"
No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied.
"Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"
After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……

Rakish Little Immortal Doctor

Liu Ruyan thought for a moment and said, "The strange thing you feel around your body is the nature's spiritual energy. You are cultivating by inhaling this spiritual energy through breathing techniques."


"Is it that simple? We need to operate a cultivation technique when we practice." Li Qianfan said.


"Spiritual beasts cultivate differently from humans, they just need to absorb the nature's spiritual energy to cultivate. Some spiritual beasts can even absorb the Sun Essence and Moon Essence," Liu Ruyan explained.


Ah Hua asked, "What is the thing that fell from the sky and then was eaten by it?"


"I don't know, but I feel that it must be some kind of miraculous item that can awaken wisdom," Liu Ruyan said.


Liu Ruyan then looked towards Li Qianfan.


Li Qianfan thought for a moment and said, "I do know about two items that can awaken wisdom, but actually, it's only one type, which are the Enlightenment Grass and the Divine Wisdom Pill."


Chapter 686: You Can Still Use the Internet