Fierce Sun in the Sky

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"
”A. Pull it out“
”B. Suck it out“
”C.**********“
Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...

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"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"
Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"
With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…
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"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"
Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked.
"A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"
No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied.
"Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"
After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……

Rakish Little Immortal Doctor

Probably triggered by Li Qianfan's words, Lin Jiajia's brows furrowed tightly in an instant.


"You talk as if you've dated countless women. Young man, I advise you not to be so boastful," Lin Jiajia said.


"Sorry, but I've indeed dated a lot of women. It's just that I'm a low-profile person, and I usually don't flaunt these things," Li Qianfan replied.


"Aren't you flaunting it right now?" Lin Jiajia retorted angrily.


Liu Ruyan, seemingly caught off guard by the sudden argument between Li Qianfan and Lin Jiajia, hurriedly interjected, "Alright, stop it, both of you."


"Ruyan… ah no, Sis, how can you side with an outsider over your own brother?"


Li Qianfan almost let something slip but quickly corrected himself.


Liu Ruyan, rolling her eyes, said exasperatedly, "You're a man. Be more magnanimous."


"Why should men have to be magnanimous? Who made that rule?" Li Qianfan shot back.


"Are you trying to drive me crazy?" Liu Ruyan snapped angrily.


Chapter 795: Serial Killer