Fierce Sun in the Sky

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"
”A. Pull it out“
”B. Suck it out“
”C.**********“
Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...

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"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"
Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"
With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…
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"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"
Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked.
"A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"
No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied.
"Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"
After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……

Rakish Little Immortal Doctor

So Zhou Zitong was not angry but rather happy, with a bright smile on her face.


"Do you really want to take me as your disciple?" Zhou Zitong asked.


"What's the matter? Weren't you just unwilling a moment ago?" Li Qianfan asked, puzzled.


"Answer my question first," Zhou Zitong said again.


"Yes, I plan to take you as my disciple. Are you willing to become my apprentice?" Li Qianfan asked.


Zhou Zitong nodded with a smile, "Alright, I will now acknowledge you as my master. From now on, I am your disciple. You must protect me and guide me in my cultivation."


"That's no problem, but acknowledging a master isn't just about words. You have to perform the proper ceremony," Li Qianfan said with a grin.


Then Li Qianfan sat boldly on the edge of the bed, pointed to the floor in front of him, and said, "Kneel down and kowtow three times."


Chapter 856: Important Intelligence