Amy- i think Norton games are pretty much game over. I mean just look at the graphics and animation. Shits worse than k2g and Paul's diner.
Melvin- yeah.
Amy- do you think dreamcatcher 2 will release by 2030?
Melvin- hahaha.... i don't know.
[The doorbell rings and Melvin leaves his room leaving Amy on his computer. She starts snooping around as soon as he leaves and goes through his files just for fun, finding nothing important except a few family photos of Melvin and lots of pirated music and movies. She looks through his internet history and finds nothing interesting once again.]
Melvin- uhhh..
Uncle- hey.
Melvin- hi.
Uncle- can i come in?
Melvin- you should have called me.
Uncle- well you're busy on your phone so...
Melvin- ugh... Amy is here.
Uncle- for real?
Melvin- yeah.
Uncle- damn i gotta meet her.
Melvin- oh my god stop.
Uncle- ...did you get what i asked you to?
Melvin- of choose. And I got the toys too.
[Melvin whispers in Larry's ears.]
Uncle- Ok.
Melvin- well you're staying over for the night right?
Uncle- pretty much.
Melvin- ok then.
[They walk into the kitchen and Melvin hands Larry a bottle of water and takes out a beer can for himself.]
Uncle- by the way... where the fuck did you get the lubes?
Melvin- dude i almost gave an arm and leg for that. Jesus....
Uncle- It's not that costly.
Melvin- not the cost dude. It's the clerk. He asked for my age cause he thought i was doing something shady and so then i ran off without paying... hahaha.
Uncle- why the fuck would you do that?
Melvin- you think i would give him my id or my money for being a jerk?
Uncle- i don't know just..... don't fucking look like you're doing something illegal you know. We are not doing anything illegal anyway. I mean same sex rights do exist in this country right?
Melvin- yeah... but we are uncle and nephew...so..
Uncle- so what? We can't kids anyway. So who cares? ugh... god.... you wanna do this or not?
Melvin- you kidding me?
[Amy walks up to them secretly and interrupts their whispery conversation.]
Amy- what's going on guys?
Melvin- oh Amy.
Uncle- we were discussing some important stuff you know. It's about my dad, his grandfather. Anyway I'm Larry. You're?
Amy- damn... hahaha hi Larry. I'm Amy... Amy Delight. So you're his uncle?
Uncle- yeah... Sadly. But we are the same age so it doesn't matter... does it?
Melvin- ....
Amy- You guys should come in. Don't just stand there like thieves.
Melvin- yeah you guys wait a minute. I'm gonna clean the room up a bit.
[Melvin gives a stinky look at Larry. Amy walks with him while Melvin goes to his room to clean up the messy bed and floor.]
Amy- so... you and Melvin are pretty close aren't you?
Uncle- huh?... oh yeah i guess.... i don't know.
Amy- hmm... i think he likes you a lot. He definitely talks a lot about you with me.
Uncle- hmm....?
[ they chat this and that until Melvin asks them to go inside. They chat and play in the computer for a while. Melvin brings over some beer and snacks to munch on while gaming. Later at afternoon Amy leaves cause she has to eat lunch. After she's gone the two sigh a breath of relief. ]
Uncle- can i tell you something?
Melvin- what?
Uncle- i think she knows... about us..... what we are...
Melvin- no fucking way. She's dumber than fucking doorknob. Chill out i have known her since kindergarten.
Uncle- she said you like me.
Melvin- course i do.
[ Melvin walks with his arms around Larry's shoulder.]
Uncle- she meant like you...like love me?
Melvin- ...you're really stretching it now.
Uncle- I'm being serious.
[They kiss and cuddle by the doorway. After entering Melvins bedroom, they have unsolicited anal sex for the first time and they really enjoy it until the sunsets and Amy interrupts them with a doorbell. Melvin and Larry walk around in tip toes, not answering the doorbell. After Amy is gone, they take a warm shower together and clean up Melvins room quickly. ]
Melvin- how will grandpa react if he knows about us?
Uncle- i don't know. Let's leave this place. I wanna go to the rooftop.
[Melvin and Larry go to the rooftop and sit on the railing silently smoking cigarettes on each other's shoulder.]
Melvin- i don't wanna be here anymore.
Uncle- me neither.
Melvin- i hate My mom and dad. Mom especially sucks. She's never home but she always makes these rules for me to follow. Nanna was so much better.
Uncle- by nanna you mean grandma?
Melvin- well my mothers mother.
Uncle- hmm.
Melvin- she loved me and i liked to be with her. Can't believe she's gone.
Uncle- what happened to her?
Melvin- cancer..
Uncle- .....
Melvin- ....
Uncle- I'm sorry.
Melvin- no it's ok. I don't feel sad. I just miss her.
Uncle- you think she would have accepted you?
Melvin- maybe. Maybe not. She was a bright lady. Never really looked at the downsides first. No wonder my dad is so much successful. She only supported him, never showed him the limits. And it's true right? Boundaries make us small.
Uncle- i don't think so.
Melvin- ....
[Amy walks to the rooftop and gets surprised when she meets them sitting and smoking on the railings.]
Amy- Melvin! You crazy bastard. You guys were here the whole time?
Uncle- hahaha.
Melvin- ow ow ow.. I'm gonna fall I'm gonna fall.... shit. Amy stop.
Uncle- hey calm down.
[Larry grabs Amy's arms so that Melvin can climb back to the safeside.]
Melvin- you crazy?
Amy- god you guys suck.
Melvin- ....
Uncle- ....
[Melvin grabs Amy by her face and kisses her forehead by force. Amy shrieks and starts crying incessantly out of blue. Melvin jokes and laughs at Amy while she beats him up and chases him around. Larry smiles and distances himself from them and smokes while looking away, trying to hide his expressions.]
Melvin- hey umm Larry.... I'm gonna take Amy back to the... to her apartment.
Uncle- sure.
Melvin- I'll come back up once she's dealt with.
Amy- there's nothing to deal with. I was there to return the dvds i borrowed last Tuesday.
[Melvin notices the grimace in Larry's face before leaving. After Melvin returns to the rooftop he hugs Larry immediately. Larry turns and hugs him back shedding a few tears. They spend a few days together while getting permission from each others parents. They don't have sex again but they do kiss and hug often when no one is home, an attempt to fill the emptiness in their hearts.]