"Night City, Night City, try the brand new product from Whole Foods now: the brand new dumbass flavor from Burger King!"
"If you're hungry, don't call mom, order a Burger King from Whole Foods delivered to your home. Order now and enjoy crazy Thursday special offers, quickly click the website link below!"
Bang!
Lille opened his eyes, sighed, and blasted the vending machine with his gun.
"Damage will be charged to... to the property account, we apologize for any inconvenience caused."
The vending machine's speech was cut off mid-sentence as Lille altered its data, promptly changing its response.
Damn capitalism, putting vending machines in rented apartments and they even autoplay advertisements.
No one could do anything about it, it seemed.