Chapter 1: Sis, Can I Take One More Of This Medicine?

Wu City.

In a hospital.

On his bed, Jiang He abruptly opened his eyes and promptly sat up!

"I …"

"I'm not dead?"

Jiang He kicked his legs and raised his hand, unable to help being surprised. "I was sent flying by a truck, but not only am I not dead, I'm not even hurt … am I that lucky?"

"No!"

"My head hurts …"

He touched it with his hand.

One thing was for sure: there was a bandage wrapped around his head.

Jiang He guessed that his head must have hit the ground after he was sent flying by the truck.

Moreover, there would be segments of unfamiliar memories flashing in his head from time to time.

Young mistresses, fiancées, children, and the like.

"Am I hallucinating from the impact?"

Jiang He blinked and muttered, "I'm a single man. Why would I have a fiancée and children?"

The environment in the ward was not bad.

There were four beds.

There were items placed on the other three beds, and Jiang He could tell from that that he had three 'fellow patients'. However, they were not in the ward, and must have gone out for a stroll.

Jiang He stepped out of the ward.

There were many people in hospital gowns strolling along the corridor.

One of the elderly patients who passed by looked at Jiang He as if he had seen a ghost and exclaimed in shock, "What the hell, you dog! You didn't die from jumping from the fifth floor?"

Jiang He: "???"

It was not that he did not understand what the old man said.

What the old man said was, "You didn't die from jumping from the fifth floor?"

It was that he did not understand.

He was hit by a truck. What does that have to do with jumping?

Hence, he glared and went up to the old man to reason with him. "You old coward. Nonsense. When did I jump?'

The old man rolled his eyes and said, "You're crazy." Then, he skipped away.

Jiang He: "???"

What the hell!

Was there something wrong with the old man's head?

But soon …

He realized that something was not right.

All the patients in the corridor seemed to be acting strangely …-For example, a man and a woman were quarreling.

The man was bawling. "Dear, please forgive me. Nothing happened between me and Old Wang."

The woman sneered, "I'm taking a dump now. If you catch it and eat it, I'll forgive you."

She took off her trousers and pulled them down.

The man grabbed one and ate it. After that, he even pulled the woman over and started nibbling on her!

The dozen patients who were watching all applauded. The old man who had skipped away had come to join in the fun at some point in time, but he did not clap. Instead, his eyes were brimming with tears, and Jiang He asked even as he retched, "Are you that moved, old man?"

"Moved my ass, you're crazy!"

The old man roared, covered his face, and fled.

When the man heard the sound, he shouted and chased after him. "Old Wang … Listen to me!"

Jiang He: "???"

He noticed that there were many slogans posted in the corridor. The slogans were as follows:-[Protect the beauty of the soul and embrace a healthy life]-[Strengthen doctor-patient communication and establish a harmonious doctor-patient relationship.]-[Caring for the mentally ill and creating a happy and harmonious home together]-"This … this …"

"Is this a f * cking mental hospital?"

Jiang He was a little dumbstruck.

He raised his head and saw a television hanging in the corridor. On the television, a female streamer was wearing silver armor. Behind her was a pile of rubble, and in the rubble lay the corpse of a monster that was sixty to seventy meters long.

"On the fifteenth of August, 2024, Spring City, one of the five satellite cities of Longyuan City, was attacked by a Feral Swarm. After two days and two nights of bloody battle, the Feral Swarm was finally repelled, and the Feral King that led the Feral Swarm was slain …"

Jiang He's mouth hung open, but he could not say a word.

Then, the screen changed.

An ocean appeared on the television.

There was a colossal snake-shaped monster in the middle of the ocean. It had eight heads, and countless sea creatures were behind it … all of them were colossal without exception!

"Latest international news."

"On the sixteenth of August, 2024, Yamata Serpent Emperor, a Feral Emperor of the Pacific Ocean, led the Ferals of the ocean to attack Fu Sang Country again. Yagyu Ichidao, the strongest of Fu Sang Country, was killed by the Yamata Serpent Emperor, and the last base city of Fu Sang has fallen …"

"Well done!"

Jiang He exclaimed by reflex, but soon came to a realization …-"Hold on!"

"Ferocious beasts … could I have transmigrated?"

He muttered.

"Transmigrate?"

That was when a voice spoke behind Jiang He.

Jiang He turned to find a 'plump' nurse who was around 1.7 meters tall and weighed at least 250 pounds. She was glaring at Jiang He fiercely and said, "Don't overthink it. Are you having a relapse again? Hurry back to the ward, it's time for your medicine! "

The patients who had been playing in the corridor all scurried into the ward like mice who had seen a cat.

Jiang He panicked and exclaimed, "I'm not sick … you're mistaken …"

Damn it!

Transmigration was too nonsensical!

It would have been better if he died from being run over by a truck!

Who transmigrated into a lunatic?

He turned to run, only to be caught by the nurse.

Jiang He struggled.

Still, the nurse was immeasurably strong, and easily dragged Jiang He back to his ward. "Don't resist, Jiang He," she said earnestly. "My arm strength is 1100kg, and I'm specially hired by the hospital director to give medicine to dishonest patients like you."

1100kg of arm strength???

Jiang He was dumbstruck. His eyes shifted, and he decided to win with his wits. "I'm really not sick, nurse … I'm fine now. You can ask me a few questions if you don't believe me."

"Alright!"

The nurse lowered her head and distributed Jiang He's medicine even as she asked, "What weapon is Chen Jingzhou, the top elite of the Western Xia base city, best at? What is his title? "

Jiang He: "???"

"Ah …"

Just as he was opening his mouth …-The nurse suddenly flipped her palm and stuffed a handful of medicine into Jiang He's mouth with unerring precision.

"Sob sob sob!"

Jiang He struggled, wanting to spit out the medicine.

However, the nurse's technique was too good. Her hand that was bigger than Jiang He's face lifted his head gently.

Gulp!

He swallowed it all.

"Good boy … come, have some water!"

The nurse was smiling so widely that her eyes narrowed as she handed him a cup of water.

Jiang He felt as if his dignity was being insulted. He clasped his throat with his finger and tried to spit out the medicine, but it was useless even after he retched for half a day. Instead, there was a clear 'ding' in his head.

[Ding!]

[Use medicine reasonably. Strength + 10kg.]

Then, in front of him, a light screen that only he could see appeared.

[Name: Jiang He]

[Age: 20]

Occupation: Mental Patient-Strength: 180kg

Jiang He was dumbstruck.

His entire body froze.

When the nurse saw that Jiang He was no longer scratching his throat, she put the glass of water beside his bed and said, "Alright, stop messing around … I've read your profile. Isn't it just a failure in the college entrance exams and hurt by love? It's just a small matter. Is it worth it to have mental problems? "

"Take your medicine and try to leave the hospital as soon as possible!"

With that said.

The nurse pushed the medicine cart and planned to go to the next ward.

"Nurse …"

That was when Jiang He snapped out of his' blank stare 'and tugged at the nurse's sleeve, asking, "Sister… could you give me a few more of those pills?"

Seeing the puzzled expression on the nurse's face.

Jiang He licked his lips and said, "Well … I ate too quickly and couldn't taste it!"

(End of Chapter)