Too much trouble.
Listen to this reasonable tone.
The two teams immediately fought together, and they fought so hard that Zhou Dalei wanted to take off his shirt and burn all his energy, letting them know the consequences of irritating him: "Grab my Ziwu, rob me Ziwu, I will let you Grab my Ziwu!"
"If you don't grab it, can you call it a grab? If you're not as good as others, you'll be defeated. Don't slap me in the face!"
In the melee,
Xie Yu looked at the one who started the fight. The young man in the mask who exuded an old-fashioned air calmly paddled in the water, and then left the battlefield. His paddling skills were quite superb, and no one noticed that he slipped away quietly.
When he walked out of the melee, he even raised his hand to straighten his hair.
Very image conscious.
"..."
In the hot summer, this man was wearing long sleeves and long trousers, and a mask on his face, so his facial features could not be seen clearly.
He obviously also wanted to walk under the shade of the trees. Looking around, there was no sun except the area where Xie Yu was standing, so Xie Yu quickly became a person next to him.
The mask is quite tall, half a head taller than Xie Yu.
He and Xie Yu stood side by side watching the battle, and then he took out a pink, strawberry-flavored lollipop from his pocket. He peeled off the sugar coating in twos and twos. The temperature was too high and the sugar melted a little. Xie Yu smelled a sweet and greasy smell in the air.
Then the man opened his mask, put the black fabric loosely around his chin, and held the lollipop in his mouth for a while. He had no patience for eating candy, so he chewed it with his teeth for a while, and when he was about to find a place to throw away the garbage, he In hindsight, I realized that the person standing next to me might also be a player from the opposite camp who came to ask for Ziwu.
Xie Yu couldn't hold it back for a while: "What are you looking at?" He
secretly stared at others and was told directly. The man didn't feel any discomfort at all. He pulled the mask back on without changing his expression, and hooked his fingers on the edge of the fabric. The black cloth and fingers were in sharp contrast, and the skin color looked abnormally white: "Are you from their side too?"
Xie Yu said, "So what."
The mask thought for a while and said, "Friend, after two Move?"
The battle on the other side was fierce. To be honest, Xie Yu felt quite embarrassed and didn't want to take action: "Friend, I advise you to cherish your life." He
folded the cuff of the mask in half, revealing a lean wrist. Yes, I just like to seek death."
After two rounds of fighting, Xie Yu had to admit that this man's skills were surprisingly good.
The fighting posture is extremely neat, done in one go, fast, ruthless, and accurate. If you accidentally hit it, it will hurt along the skin and bones.
Xie Yu has been fighting in the crowd since he was a child. He was beaten a lot when he was a child. After he was ten years old, he was basically the only one who beat others. He rarely felt the feeling of being suppressed by others.
But it only took a moment. After Xie Yu tripped the mask with a dirty trick, the battlefield between the two people turned to the ground. The mask took a while to stabilize Xie Yu's arms. He wanted to get up from under Xie Yu, but unexpectedly Xie Yu lifted his knee and pressed it against his stomach.
"Wait a minute -" the mask said, "do you know what the surface temperature is today?"
Although there are red warnings for high temperatures these days, people are doing poached egg experiments on the ground every day.
Xie Yu wants to say that you, a grown man, are not so delicate, right?
Just when Xie Yu was stunned, the mask pressed him directly and turned over. The two people's positions were instantly switched, and the mask raised his eyebrows - his eye sockets were deep, the distance between his eyebrows was narrow, and his eyes were deep.
He came very close, put a hand on Xie Yu's neck, and said, "It's quite warm. Feel it."
"I feel it, uncle."
The two of them couldn't compete on the ground a few times.
Xie Yu felt that his body suddenly became lighter. When he looked again, he saw that the mask had climbed up from his body very quickly. He patted the dust on his clothes and pants, then stretched out his hand towards him, pulled him up, and suddenly started gibbering in his mouth. Said: "...Friend, why are you so careless? You can fall even on flat ground. Be careful when walking. How can I trust you to go to the park alone with you like this?"
Xie Yu really couldn't understand this operation: "You Are you stupid?"
Mask said, "You are stupid."
After saying that, Mask shouted to the other side: "Stop fighting, the police are coming."
Only then did Xie Yu vaguely hear the sound of the police car, and then he looked. On the other side of the road, five or six heavily armed police officers got out of the car one after another, pointing across the road and shouting: "Squat down! Hold your head! Don't move! Fight in a crowd! You are very brave, ah!" "
The two of them were a little far away from the battlefield where the crowd was fighting, and their masks responded quickly. They pulled Xie Yu to stand up before the police got out of the car. The police did not expect that there would be two people under the tree enjoying the cool and fighting each other. A fish that slipped through the net.
The mask was placed on Xie Yu's shoulders. From a distance, the two of them looked like a pair of good brothers strolling in the park at 10:30 in the morning: "You're welcome, my ears work better. In this way, let's compare the confessions. What do you think?" What kind of identity do you want? I have already thought about it for myself. I am just an innocent person who came to the park to digest after eating too much. "
Xie Yu said coldly, "I am too lazy to care about you."
Mask: "...
Xie Yu added, "Are you afraid of the police when you come out to fight?" "
It's not that you're afraid," Mask shrugged, "It's just that it's troublesome."
Originally, the two of them should have been lucky to watch the police suppress a dozen people and leave. But God's calculation is not as good as man's calculation.
One of the guys with a relatively poor psychological quality was so depressed that he looked left and right but couldn't find his eldest brother. When he turned around, he saw that his eldest brother was standing under the tree, so he panicked and shouted like a chicken looking for its mother. A cry: "——Brother Chao!"
"..."
He Chao really had ten thousand national curses in his heart.
Xie Yu: "Brother Zhao? You?" He Chao
said: "I said I'm not, would you believe it?"
He turned his back and said, "You should ask the police officer if he believes it."
Of course the police officer didn't believe it.
I would rather kill him by mistake than let him go. Anyway, capture him first and then talk about it.
The police officer stood in front of the two of them, looking at this and that. For a moment, he was not sure who "Brother Chao" was: "Brother Zhao? Who is it?"
He Chao took the initiative to claim his name in the world: "I, it's me. My surname is He Chao, Zhuo Yue Chao."
Before Xie Yu had time to save himself and distance himself from them, he heard the man next to him who had just pulled him up from the ground and wanted to make a confession with him to the police. He introduced: "Uncle policeman, he is my target."
Xie Yu: "..." I really thank you.
"Take them away together, catch them all back to me!"
at the police station.
There were too many of them. Seventeen or eight people lined up to walk in, a long line like walking on a red carpet. After reaching the designated place, the people divided into two rows and squatted down facing each other, holding their heads. It was especially like the kind shown on TV. Criminals.
Zhou Dalei still felt a little strange, and pushed Xie Yu with his elbow: "Lao Xie, do you think we are like drug dealers now? This kind of treatment - I have only seen it on TV, think about the police comrades in Heishui Town It's so kind. At least I'll give you a stool to sit on. "
Xie Yu: "You still want to sit on a stool? Just think about it."
He Chao squatted opposite Xie Yu and couldn't help but laugh.
The police officer sitting in the middle of the conference table knocked on the table: "What are you doing, do you think you are here for a tea party? And you, why are you smiling? Why are you still wearing this thing on your face? You know how embarrassing it is." Ah, take it off for me."
He Chao took off the mask in response: "No, I'm allergic to ultraviolet rays."
"Then you're very hard-working, and you still come out to fight."
He Chao said, "I can't help it, actually. A peace lover doesn't like to fight and kill."
Zhou Dalei nudged Xie Yu with his elbow. He couldn't hold it back any longer. "Fuck, you're so cool."
Xie Yu said, "Zhou Dalei. , do you think it's appropriate for you to be squatting in the station and making love to a man?"
He Chao heard this and replied in a good mood: "Brother, you are quite handsome."
Zhou Dalei laughed, thinking this. The buddy was a little interesting: "Hey, are you mixed race? You look a bit fashionable."
Although the man in front of him was squatting, his momentum was not reduced at all. Her hair is clean and neat, most of her forehead is exposed, her nose is high, her eyes are long and narrow, and her double eyelids are deeply set. When she looks at others, her eyes seem to be able to speak, unfathomable, dangerous and unfocused. .
"I am of mixed blood from eight countries. My ancestors lived in Europe for three generations, and later moved to Southeast Asia. My father is Arab and my mother is French." He Chao saw the expression on Zhou Dalei's face becoming more and more admiring. He paused and said incredulously. , "...Do you believe this? I am Chinese, purebred, not mixed."
Seeing that the two were about to transcend hatred and establish a friendship, the police officer finally got to the point and killed this friendship in the cradle: " Can any of you tell me what's going on? "Why are you fighting?"
Zhou Dalei jumped up immediately: "Because they took my things! That's my courage and faith!"
The policeman signaled him to stop: "Zi Wu? Are you still robbing things?"
Xie Yu had a headache after hearing this. He felt that the following content was really a bit shameful.
Sure enough, Zhou Dalei said seriously: "It's just a sword that Pangu used when he founded the world. It has 999+ defense value and attack power. With it, I can rule the world and sell it for money. The most important thing is to sell it." Money."
"We didn't steal it," another group of people were unhappy and said, "How can we say it was stolen? The Pangu Magic Sword fell on the ground and there was no name written on it."
The police suspected that they had arrested a group of people . Mental illness.
In order to restore the truest motivation for the fight and gain a deeper understanding of the ins and outs of the incident, several police officers downloaded the online game "Genesis".
The whole story is ridiculous.
They said it was a fight, and no one was injured. They had already stopped when the police arrived, and they didn't see any violent scenes.
"Who has the Pangu Magic Sword?"
Someone raised his hand: "Me, here."
The police officer had a sentencing standard in his mind: "You logged into your account."
"You did, it's in my backpack, It's the purple one, yes..."
Then the police officer took the mouse and clicked [Discard] in the right-click properties.
"I want to tell you that in the face of a harmonious society, the Pangu Magic Sword is nothing at all." The police officer turned around righteously and faced a group of "criminal teenagers" who were crying without tears. How valuable can it be compared to the peace of the motherland?"
Zhou Dalei: "...?"
Xie Yu: "..."
He Chao: "..."