Chapter 37

There happened to be a physical education class in the afternoon, so Luo Wenqiang said: "Sorry, sorry, I was too excited at the moment. Let's talk about it in the physical education class. If you are interested in participating, you can always come to me."

　　Xie Yu slept lightly, I could vaguely hear someone talking, but I couldn't hear it clearly.

　　When class was about to start, Wu Zheng passed by their class and handed his homework to the class representative. The class representative handed out the homework in flying directions, so vigorously that no one else wanted to help him share the work.

　　"Thank you, thank you Yu..." The class representative muttered his name silently, then raised his head and locked the target instantly.

　　The next second, the exercise book hit Xie Yu's head.

　　"..."

　　Xie Yu opened his eyes.

　　The class representative made a "sorry" gesture. Xie Yu said nothing, didn't even look at it, and just stuffed the exercise book into the drawer.

　　He Chaozheng was sitting on the edge with his head lowered, playing with his mobile phone. He was wearing headphones, and the headphone cord was pulled out of his pocket.

　　The class representative sent the message to He Chao and called out: "Brother Chao!"

　　He Chao raised his hand in cooperation to catch the ball. After receiving it, he said in English: "Wow, nice."

　　"Are you awake? After receiving the exercise book, He Chao turned to look at Xie Yu and asked, "...Where are you doing your homework?" 　　Xie Yu

　　said, "What are you doing?"

, and looked into the drawer of his desk: "I'm just going to take a look."

　　Xie Yu didn't stop him, nor did he hit his head with something. He reached out and took out the exercise book and patted it on his desk: "Take it to pay homage, and get out of here." ."

　　There were only a few big red ticks in his and He Chao's homework books from beginning to end.

　　He Chao opened the questions he had left last weekend and was sure that Xie Yu had not solved any of them. He closed it with satisfaction and put it back for him: "I feel relieved when I see you."

　　Xie Yu was still lying on his stomach. , half of the face was covered by the sleeves, only a pair of eyes were exposed, and all the heat breathed out hit the fabric of the sleeves. It looked like some kind of animal. It especially wanted people to reach out and rub it. Of course, it had to be done before. Preparing to be scratched to death: "What the hell?"

　　He Chao pointed to the line of writing on the blackboard, which was Wu Zheng's handwriting, upright and grand.

　　——Two classmates who made all the mistakes in their homework met each other in physical education class and the office.

　　"..."

　　"While you were sleeping," He Chao still couldn't hold it back and stretched out his hand to rub it, "Life is like this, there are endless surprises."

　　Xie Yu didn't pay much attention and said "Oh". In fact, he is still very cold, from his expression to his voice, it is 365 degrees of coldness with no blind spots. But He Chao felt that he might be possessed by a demon, or maybe it was because Xie Yu's hair was too soft, and he actually felt that the killer looked a little bit good when he just woke up.

　　He Chao said again: "Don't worry, you still have me."

　　Xie Yu said "Oh" and couldn't go on.

　　This notice on the blackboard caused me to fail two whole classes. Even though I was referring to it, everyone knew it.

　　Wanda was about to make a move: "Bet or not?"

　　Liu Cunhao: "Is there any need to bet? A certain two, who else could it be?"

　　Xu Qingqing: "You can also find a third person in our class who did all the homework wrong. ?"

　　Xie Yu took a look at He Chao's homework book and found that this person had copied the question, and then left "solution" and "colon" on the left side very gracefully, and then nothing more happened.

　　"Didn't you look for a ghostwriter?" Xie Yu stuffed his copy back into the drawer and asked casually, "Is it for you like this?"

　　He Chao said, "I didn't find it. Thanks to you for reminding me, I found out Except for myself, no one in this world can write such handsome words. Look at my majestic writing style, this succession..."

　　Xie Yu interrupted without mercy: "You are exaggerating. It's no use."

　　"Ding Lianghua, can you run sprints and relays? I've heard about your heroic deeds. You are very explosive...and girls, I don't know much about girls. Sister Qing, please help. As a favor, let me count the girls who want to participate."

　　In the physical education class, Luo Wenqiang and Liu Cunhao were sitting in a circle on the playground. Luo Wenqiang had three pens stuffed in his trouser pocket, and after speaking, he took out one and gave it to Xu Qingqing. : "There are also group projects for the whole class, such as tug-of-war. I will take the time to talk to you about the skills. For long-distance running, go to Brother Yu... Hey, where are they?"

　　Luo Wenqiang said that he only found out now that the two of them had just met last week. The appointed long-distance runner disappeared.

　　Wanda: "You just realized that they were called to the math teacher's office."

　　Liu Cunhao added: "These two long-distance runners made all their homework wrong." Luo Wenqiang

　　touched the back of his head: "Huh? I was so excited after I got the notice of the sports meeting. , I didn't pay attention..."

　　Two long-distance runners were in the teacher's office, living in a life worse than death.

　　"You two, take your homework, find a seat and figure out when to go to physical education class." After Wu Zheng finished speaking, he continued to lower his head to grade homework, "You are really good at it, but there is one thing I want to praise you for. At least you didn't copy the homework and stuck to your bottom line."

　　He Chao said, "Reward, reward."

　　Wu Zheng also didn't expect He Chao to be so thick-skinned, and paused while criticizing the homework: "You really take it seriously. Am I praising you?!"

　　Xie Yu took the homework and dragged He Chao away, explaining to his deskmate, "I didn't take any medicine when I went out today."

　　"I need to take some medicine," Wu Zheng said. Seriously."

　　There were not many teachers left in the office. Old Tang went to the Chinese class next door, and the seat happened to be vacant. It was not convenient for other teachers to sit, so the two of them sat next to Old Tang and wrote the questions.

　　I hadn't noticed it a few times before. Tang Sen had kept several pots of small plants on his seat. He also used post-it notes to post their names and notes on how to water them every few days. It can be said that he was very thoughtful. .

　　He Chao raised his hand and pinched the corner of a post-it note in front of him, and read out the name of the succulent person: "...Xiao Cui?"

　　Xie Yu: "..."

　　"Are middle-aged people such terrible names? "Isn't this Ji Yulu?" He Chao put the homework book under his elbow and had no intention of writing any questions. "After all, he is also a Chinese teacher, Xiao Cui?"

　　Xie Yu looked up and saw Tang Sen's desktop. There are many photos pressed under the glass plate, which are of the classes he has taught over the years. The dates start from 2000 and are neatly arranged to the year before last.

　　"What are you looking at?" He Chao asked.

　　Xie Yu wanted to say that he was looking for last year's graduation photos, but felt that such words seemed boring, so in the end he said nothing and continued writing the question.

　　There was a desk between the two of them. He Chao talked for a while, secretly moved a stool and moved closer, and finally stopped next to Xie Yu. He poked his deskmate with a pen: "Lao Wu just said Did you understand the question?"

　　Xie Yu took the pen and asked, "What do you think?"

　　"I think I understood it," He Chao said, "I really understood it this time."

　　A few questions were not difficult. Wu Zheng gave me one-on-one tutoring, from formulas to steps. If you still couldn't figure it out, you were really mentally retarded.

　　Fortunately, He Chao understood what he said this time and no longer thought he understood. It was probably because he was too eager to go to physical education class. His IQ was temporarily improved, and Xie Yu also relaxed a little more on himself. The two of them spent almost half of the class and barely "understood" the topic.

　　"Come, come, Sports Committee, your long-distance runner is here," Wanda said with sharp eyes, seeing the figures of He Chao and Xie Yu from a distance, "The hope of our whole village, ah no, our whole class is here. "

　　What is the hope of the whole village?" He Chao walked over and saw all the second and third classes of high school sitting in a big circle on the playground. He also sat over and patted the plastic ground and said, "Old " Thank you, sit down."

　　"Long-distance running, three thousand meters, no one in our class wants to run long-distance running."

　　"Fill it in," He Chao waved his hand generously, "You can fill in whatever event you want, Brother Chao." "

　　Wanda: "That's awesome."

　　Liu Cunhao: "Qiang!"

　　After Luo Wenqiang asked, he looked at Xie Yu, and Xie Yu said calmly, "Whatever."

　　The word "casual" was the gentlest one Luo Wenqiang had ever heard. The words came out - from Xie Yu's mouth, he was so moved that he wanted to cry: "Okay, then I'll fill it in. You two will sign up for a long-distance run first, and then... let me see, push-ups, are push-ups okay?"

　　Sports meeting Open for two days, which means closed for two days.

　　Although everyone is not that passionate about sports, the suspension of classes for two days has aroused great interest. Even if they don't play, they all come to join in the fun.

　　"The class next door seems to have ordered uniform uniforms for the square formation. Should our class also get a set?" Xu Qingqing is more concerned about clothing. "I can lose in everything but not in terms of momentum."

　　Wanda said: "The class next door also has women's clothing . "Brother, can our class get one?"

　　The topic became more and more distorted.

　　When the bell rang, they didn't discuss anything.

　　Students who returned sports equipment went to the equipment room. Luo Wenqiang was responsible for inventory and sorting. The big circle in Class 3 was almost gone, with only a few people left.

　　Wanda leaned next to He Chao and whispered: "Actually, when I mentioned the cross-dressing man, my first thought was Brother Yu."

　　He Chao: "If you want to die, I can give you a ride."

　　"No, it's mainly Brother Yu. This appearance definitely doesn't mean he's a girl. He's not a girl at all, he's very masculine..." Wanda searched through the lexicon in her mind, but couldn't find any suitable words to describe it. "That's right, in short, I and I Sister Qing thinks so, do you think Brother Yu will agree?"

　　"You are really going to die,"

　　He Chao said again, "And you will leave this world at a speed you didn't expect."

　　Xu Qingqing learned. This news was a bit of a pity, but after the pity, I felt relieved and thought of a new idea: "Since we can't be the most beautiful in our grade, we have to create the most eye-catching women's clothing brand, such as the King Kong Barbie..."

　　Luo Wenqiang I feel like the wind is blowing behind me.

　　Then countless pairs of eyes stared at him.

　　Xie Yu didn't know about this cross-dressing boss yet. He went out to answer a phone call. When he came back, Luo Wenqiang was sitting in the classroom crying bitterly: "I don't want it, I refuse - why do you do this to me."

　　"Your muscles, It's very sexy," Wanda comforted him, "Believe in yourself."

　　He Chao kept laughing and couldn't stand up. He waved to Xie Yu, then said in his ear: "We are in charge of sports. Are you afraid of

　　wearing women's clothes?" "A horror movie?"

　　He Chao said, "Yes."

　　As soon as he finished speaking, He Chao asked again, "Have you ever worn a skirt?"

　　Xie Yu's mind suddenly broke.

　　It's okay that his facial features are open now. When he was a kid, even if he had short hair, some people thought he was a girl, and Zhou Dalei was one of them. Because of the word "little sister", the friendship between the two of them was extended for several years. It was not easy for them to go from meeting and hitting each other to becoming a friendship on the roadside.

　　Zhou Dalei was also very depressed. He admitted his mistakes and failed again and again.

　　Ms. Gu also did some nasty things when she was young. Her son was soft, cute and good-looking. She thought it was fun and coaxed him to wear small skirts. To this day, she still has a few photos of the dark history at home that cannot be erased. .

　　Wanda was still comforting the traumatized body when she heard a crash at the back of the classroom. She looked up and saw He Chao and Xie Yu twisted into a ball again for some reason, and their chairs overturned.

　　Liu Cunhao was amazed when he saw it: "Are they doing it again? Any day they don't do it, I feel like there is something missing in the second and third classes of high school."

　　"Brother, I was wrong, I was wrong, okay," He Chao coaxed. He admitted his mistake and at the same time poured some oil on the fire with his own hands, "But your reaction is wrong, Lao Xie, have you really passed it?

　　" Damn, he held his stomach and shouted: "...Ah, it hurts."

　　Considering that this person had too many criminal records, Xie Yu's first reaction was that this person was acting again, and his acting was quite exaggerated.

　　But Xie Yu didn't know why he still took two steps forward: "Where does it hurt?"

　　He Chao didn't know where to say for a while, so he changed three places in one second, and finally stopped his hand on his chest: "Here, maybe Internal bleeding. "

　　It's really possible to open your mouth and cause internal bleeding.

　　Xie Yu stretched out his hand and touched it through the fabric: "Here?"

　　He Chao looked down at Xie Yu's hand on his chest, and suddenly felt a little dazed: "Ah, yes."

　　That strange and charming thought could not last long. Until he saw Xie Yu move his wrist a few times: "Fuck, you really want me to bleed internally..."