Chapter 58

Regardless of whether it counts as meeting the parents or not, this man's behavior just now was really like that. He was so popular in front of Aunt Mei that he looked more like his godson.

  "Forget it," Xie Yu took two steps forward, "So remember to finish the walnuts your parents gave you."

  He Chao lowered his head and looked at the bag in his hand, and the joy of his son-in-law's visit was a little bit dissipated.

  At the dinner table just now, the two of them didn't say much to each other, for fear of talking too much and leaking information, and all their energy was focused on the little moves under the table, so Xie Yu complained now: "You are walking in the wind this afternoon. Brother."

  He Chao said, "It's okay. When I walk on the street, I feel like the whole street belongs to me."

  "You're really going to go up the street after I said that?"

  The bus here runs every half an hour. car, I guess the previous one just left. The station sign was crooked and there were no seats in the waiting area, making it look extremely poor.

  He Chao didn't pay attention to this when he came. He wanted to find a place to sit, but he only saw four bare piles. Based on those four piles, you can imagine what the waiting seat looked like: "Your place is very unique..."

  This seat was like this when Xie Yu came during the summer vacation, and Zhou Dalei was still squatting on the street waiting for him.

  "It was stolen some time ago, but it was recovered after checking the surveillance system." Xie Yu briefly introduced the theft case that had caused a sensation. He paused and then said, "It was probably stolen again."

  The neighborhood committee aunt is always the busiest person in this neighborhood. She is so worried about dealing with the endless trivial matters on the street. Every now and then, she can hear people from the neighborhood committee wearing red armbands on their arms and shouting with loudspeakers: "Why is the manhole cover missing?" ! ——Which of you stole the manhole cover?

  "Who smashed the station sign? And what's the use of carrying it home with a saw?"

  He Chao was very happy after hearing this. ? "

  There is something even more powerful.

  It was later found out that the manhole cover was stolen by a gangster from the next street. Of course, the residents in the next street would not turn their elbows outward and refuse to admit it until they were beaten to death. The two streets got into a quarrel over the manhole cover. The quarrel lasted for most of the day and almost caused a quarrel. Get on the local news. He   Chao asked: "   There

  was a fight in the end   ?   " It was a dark and windy night, and the manhole cover from the next street was stolen without anyone noticing.   The person on the street next door had never imagined that such an operation could be possible, and he was dumbfounded when he woke up the next morning. After   Xie Yu   finished speaking, he saw He Chao standing on the side in a daze. He stopped, stretched out his hand and waved in front of the man: "Hello." However, He Chao suddenly grabbed his hand and squeezed a few fingers into his fingers little by little. Then he heard He Chao whisper: "...Before today, in this place, I only took photos of you. I've seen them before."   What He Chao didn't say was that it wasn't until he came here today that those photos came to life... The little animals that jumped out of the grass had traces of playing in the mud puddles, and they had dried and changed. There were black knots all over his body, and he lay down in the sun with his eyes narrowed.   Every brick, every building, every sound around here.   Only then did he realize where Xie Yu's contradictory and attractive qualities came from - using a hard shell to block all the malice in the world, such as that irritable attitude of keeping away from strangers.   But the soft place in my heart is still spotless.   He Chao felt that he had a lot to say, and finally took the child's hand and said: "I think I am hopeless."   Xie Yu listened to the sound of plastic bags rubbing against each other while walking, thought of walnuts, and secretly thought in his heart : I also feel hopeless.   With this kind of brain, eating walnuts is probably useless.   The two waited for a while, half an hour passed, and the car still hadn't arrived.   Xie Yu wanted to check what time it was, and found that he had forgotten to charge it last night and the battery could not hold up. As soon as he turned on the screen, the screen went dark after a few seconds before it came on. He touched He Chao with his elbow: "Where's your cell phone?"   He Chao said: "Pant pocket, left side.   " He Chao reminded: "Be honest and don't touch randomly."   Xie Yu paused with his fingers: "You have a pretty good idea."   19:21.   This point is neither too early nor too late, but we still have to take into account the nearly one-hour drive.   Xie Yu thought for a while and decided to call Ms. Gu to inform her.   The interface of He Chao's mobile phone is very simple, and there are not many mobile software. Instead, the game categories are densely packed. At first glance, you can only see a few pink icons, and a familiar green ball in the corner.   Xie Yu didn't look carefully and wanted to press the dial icon in the lower right corner, but accidentally touched the browser to the left of the dial button.   After all, it was privacy, and Xie Yu didn't have the urge to look through his partner's phone. His hands reacted faster than his brain, and he subconsciously pressed return to return to the main interface.   But he was sure that he had seen something unusual on the browser page that passed by just now.   Xie Yu hesitated for two seconds and clicked in again.   -Baidu knows: Ten kissing skills you must learn.   "..."   Xie Yu raised his head and glanced at He Chao. This man had already started playing with the wild cat that was half leaning out of the bushes. The boy squatted on the street, holding a plastic bag in one hand and stretching out the other hand. He whistled for a long time, but the cat just stared at him warily.   In the end, He Chao had no choice but to squat down and snap his fingers. He was quite handsome, but the cat was so frightened that he whimpered, turned around, and went deep into the bushes.   "Why are you running? I won't eat you."   He Chaogang was about to stand up and found that the child was squatting next to him, so he turned his head and asked, "Have you finished the call?"   Xie Yu handed the phone back: "Did it. No one answered. "   Ms. Gu probably left her cell phone at home when she went out for something. He didn't like to make calls to Zhong Zhai's landline. The servants usually answered the phone, and every time he answered, he would say 'Second Young Master'.   What a shame.   He Chao didn't know that his secret Baidu kissing skills had been exposed. He took the phone and stuffed it into his trouser pocket. When he stood up, he heard Xie Yu calling him: "He Chao."   He Chao stopped in his tracks. , looked to the side: "Huh?"   Xie Yu was still squatting, but imitating the way he lured the cat just now, he raised his fingers at him.   He Chao put one hand in his trouser pocket, bent down, and stopped when he was still some distance away from Xie Yu. He was about to say, "What are you doing, kid?" Suddenly, Xie Yu grabbed his collar and pulled him down. bring.

  Xie Yu suddenly tightened his fingers, and his knuckles turned white due to the exertion. He Chao was bent over and still a little unsteady on his feet. Although Xie Yu was squatting, he grabbed his collar to use his strength and raised his whole body up a little. He was approaching him so simply, roughly, and unexpectedly.

  The next second -

  Xie Yu's lips pressed against his.

  He Chao was completely stunned.

  What followed was a racing heart.

  He had studied the kissing technique so many times that at this point, he even forgot to close his eyes.

  Then he saw Xie Yu's raised face, his neck stretched into a beautiful line. He didn't know if it was because of nervousness, but his Adam's apple moved slightly. This tiny movement was inconspicuous at all, but it was completely different from the strength he showed. different.

  Xie Yu stayed there for a while and slowly opened his eyes.

  He Chao just bumped into Xie Yu's eyes.

  The street lights behind the two people were on, shining on the muddy ground, cutting through the night and creating a beautiful halo of light.

  Xie Yu recalled what he had just seen on He Chao's phone, so he tentatively stuck out the tip of his tongue a little bit and touched the gap between He Chao's closed lips wetly and softly.

  ...

  Then Xie Yu also completely forgot what was written on the kissing technique. He just remembered that the other party's lips were very soft and made him feel hot all over when he touched them.

  Before Xie Yu let go of his hand, He Chao heard him say: "If you don't come to me, come to Baidu. Brother Chao, you love to study."

  The bus happened to turn in from the corner, and the line of No. 21 on the front of the bus was flashing red and long. The car body turned around the corner, the road was uneven and full of potholes, and the bus bumped violently.

  They both went back to city A and had to transfer on the way. They took the same bus, but after taking bus 21 to the stop, they took a different bus.

  Afraid that what happened to He Chao last time when he couldn't even calculate thirty yuan would happen again, Xie Yu simply paid the fare together, and then dragged the handsome man to the back row.

  There were not many people on the evening train, and once we got on the bus, there were only two or three people sitting in the front row. The light in the car is not good, especially when there are few people, the lights in the car are not turned on very much, and it looks dark from a distance outside.

  Especially in the rear corners, you can hardly see anyone when you sit down.

  He Chao didn't speak for a long time. Xie Yu was still thinking that this man had been shy for a long time. Then he heard He Chao say in his ear: "Fuck, I'm hard."

  "..."

  " Just when you licked it."

  Xie Yu was quite calm just now. He didn't know why He Chao mentioned "licking", but all the details of the kiss just emerged. After a while, he said, "Can you Baidu it? "

  He Chao: "..."

  Xie Yu: "What should I do if I get an erection on the bus?"

  Facts have proved that there is nothing you can do, and you can't sit next to children no matter what. He Chao bent over and moved forward, intending to calm down.

  The two sat one behind the other.

  The bus was bumpy all the way.

  When He Chao was almost calm, he cleared his throat and asked: "Um... Baidu."

  "I saw it accidentally," Xie Yu huddled in the back row, feeling a little dizzy, "What are you thinking about every day? "

  Since the gym class was in the equipment room, He Chao hadn't mentioned kissing again, and he felt strange that he suddenly became very reticent. Unexpectedly, this person planned to practice his kissing skills before coming to him.

  He Chao didn't say anything. He lowered his head and fiddled with his phone for a while, then handed it to Xie Yu.

  Xie Yu reached out and took it. On the screen of his mobile phone was an article forwarded by Shen Jie on Penguin Space. The name was shameful. It was called a must-read for boys on their first kiss. When he forwarded it, he also liked his good friend He Chao: Brother Chao! look! nice one!

  -Some first kiss killers are people who kiss you once and don't want to do it a second time.

  -If you don't want to be such a "killer", then you must master the following skills.

  Xie Yu didn't know what to say at all: "Why is Shen Jie doing this? Isn't he single?"

  He Chao: "...He said he was preparing for the future."