Chapter 60

Every time the test results come out, some are happy and some are sad. However, after Wu Zheng has been teaching for so many years, this is the first time he encounters someone like He Chao, who clearly has "sad" results but insists on Use your ability to squeeze into the "Happiness" queue.

  Very convinced. It's a talent.

  Wu Zheng was so convinced that he couldn't hold back and threw several pieces of chalk into the last row. As he threw them, he said, "He Chao, with your psychological quality... I might not be able to find someone who can do it even if I count on my fingers for three more years." Better than you."

  "Praise for me," He Chao said with a smile as he saw the chalk head flying toward him.   "

  You kid, do you really think I'm praising you?"

It deflected a few degrees and hit the corner of Xie Yu's desk. It fell down with a 'snap' and rolled to the ground again.

  Xie Yu was originally worried about how his boyfriend could score so well after taking all the exams. Will he really drive an excavator in the future? When he heard this, he couldn't help but hold his head and laugh: "...idiot."

  "Okay. "The fuss was over, and he felt that everyone was more emotionally active than before. Wu Zheng clapped his hands to signal everyone to be quiet, and began to analyze the test paper, "One test score is nothing. This set of questions is actually not that difficult. Why is the average Are your scores so low? I took a look at your score points..."

  Wu Zheng took the test paper and copied the questions on the blackboard, and when he raised his hand, he saw a square cube.

  Xie Yu lowered his head and stuffed the math test paper that scored more than 40 points into the table. He had nothing to do, so he lay down on the table and planned to sleep for a while.

  As soon as he lay down, his wrist was poked twice with a pen by his deskmate with excellent psychological quality.

  Xie Yu's head moved slowly, resting his head on his arms, and turned to look at him.

  He Chao also lay on his stomach, in a similar position to him, and the two of them just stared at each other in class for several minutes.

  Although they were silent and no one spoke, as long as their eyes were intertwined, a certain place in their hearts would slowly sink.

  The young man turned his back to the sunshine outside the window, looking casual, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

  Xie Yu watched for a while and couldn't help but moved his hands first. He stretched out his hand and pulled the unzipped zipper on He Chao's chest to the top. "Brother, who are you seducing?"

  "How dare I," He Chao said. Chao looked down at Xie Yu's hand that was still on his clothes. Unexpectedly, the child was quite possessive. He smiled and said, "Just for you to see."

  The average score of Class 3 in each subject was still the same this time. Count one to two, count down.

  Apart from Xue Xisheng, Xu Qingqing was the one with the best grades, but their scores were not enough compared to the average score.

  The Chinese composition is an argumentative essay. The Chinese test paper was just transported from the teacher's office by the class representative at noon. Everyone rushed forward, but they were not looking for their own test scores: "——Where is Brother Chao's test paper? Our source of happiness."

  Xie Yugang When he woke up, he raised his head after hearing the words and saw He Chao defending his test papers on the podium. The podium was in a mess, with several test papers falling to the ground and being stepped on several times.

  Then Luo Wenqiang and Liu Cunhao carried him out, one on the left and the other on the right. While doing so, they turned around and shouted: "Quick, brothers, turn over!"

  He Chao didn't fight them, and was carried out of the class directly, standing at the door of the class. I couldn't laugh or cry: "It's too much. Can we show some respect to each other? What's so good about a zero-score essay?"

  In an argumentative essay, even if it goes off topic and goes off the earth, it can't continue to talk nonsense like "My back is particularly handsome." , but there is no connection between He Chao's arguments and arguments throughout the article, and it is a spectacle to force them together.

  The test paper was passed around and finally came back before class. Wanda didn't dare to give it to Congratulations and threw it directly on Xie Yu's table. She laughed so much that her stomach hurt: "It's amazing, it's amazing. I've seen the legendary lie with my eyes open. "

  Xie Yu glanced at it and felt that it was at least much better than the last "back view": "There is progress, brother."

  He Chao asked, "Really?"

  Xie Yu held a pen in his hand and commented briefly. : "Leaving aside the content of the argument, at least you know how to write an argumentative essay."

  The first two paragraphs are indeed fine. Although I don't know what the connection is with the argument, Xie Yuzheng wanted to praise and encourage him. , but when he looked down, he unexpectedly saw the sentence 'Hezhofsky once said'.

  Xie Yu was silent for a while, then folded the test paper and put it in He Chao's hand: "It's fake, just take it and get out. You deserve the zero points."

  "..."

  Almost every class on Monday was about test papers and talking about By the last class, everyone was already groggy and dreamy, and no one even realized that school was over when the school bell rang.

  It was He Chao who stood up and shouted, "Lao Xie, let's go eat." Only then did the other students react and pack their things and go out one after another: "Oh, let's go. Let's go home to meet the mixed doubles."

  Liu Cunhao lamented: " Suddenly I found that the accommodation is really good...it can extend your life for four days."

  Xie Yu stood up and said, "You should hurry up and see which crematorium is more reliable."

  Liu Cunhao: "..."

  He Chao and Xie Yu slipped out. After eating, I walked to the school gate and found that the restaurants around me had come up with new strategies. In particular, a banner was hung in front of the No. 1 Scholar Building, which was dazzlingly red and fluttering in the wind: Warmly celebrating the results of the midterm exam of the No. 2 Middle School candidates! 20% off the entire site! Welcome new and old customers to taste!

  "They don't know the majority of the candidates at all," He Chao shook his head and said, "Did you see how hard the rat was packing his things just now? He wished he could stay and study in the evening with us."

  "You saw it, it's life or death," Xie Yu said, "He hasn't left yet?"

  He Chao took out his mobile phone and said, "He hasn't left, right? He should still be picking out the crematorium in the classroom? Wait... I'll take a photo and send it to him. "

  Liu Cunhao finally mustered up the courage to step out of the classroom, but he was completely devastated when he received this photo. The two bosses, one cold and the other cruel, deliberately didn't want to make things easier for him.

  Wanda took advantage of the opportunity, pressed the voice button and shouted to the other end: "——Brother Chao, bring me a cup of milk tea!"

  A large number of parents who came to pick up their children surrounded the school gate. Car horns honked one after another. The surrounding environment was too noisy. Wanda's speech was unclear. He Chao listened twice and guessed: "What kind of tea?"

  Xie Yu didn't listen, but he could guess: "Milk tea."

  Just like Xie Yu had never imagined that one day he would be able to sit down Just like eating at Jinbang Restaurant, he never thought that one day he would stand in line in front of the Fudan Milk Tea Shop.

  "Boyfriend, let's talk about it," Xie Yu stood next to He Chao, surrounded by a group of little girls, peeking over at them secretly from time to time, "You buy here, I'll leave first."

  He Chao held the order number in one hand. , holding Xie Yu's wrist with one hand, pulling him back: "Do you have any conscience, do you really

  want to leave?" Xie Yu originally really planned to leave, but the group of girls behind him made a commotion, and the one standing in the middle was killed by the others. They jointly pushed out, and a pretty girl, blushing, took two more steps towards them, and walked directly in front of them: "...that."

  Xie Yu raised his eyebrows and stopped in place.

  When the girl was talking, her eyes were pointed directly at He Chao. When the other party looked back, she looked away shyly, her attitude clearly expressed.

  Xie Yuxin said that it was a good thing that He Chao lived on campus, otherwise he would wander around outside all day long...

  Before Xie Yu could finish his thoughts, he heard the girl He Chaochong apologize: "I'm sorry, no. " Let me jump in line."

  "..."

  The surroundings were quiet for several minutes, so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.

  The queue had reached their number, and the girl stood in front of them, her stiff back blocking the food access.

  In this weird and quiet atmosphere, only the milk tea shop clerk shouted: "On the 18th, a signature milk tea."

  He Chao took a ticket in his hand and handed it over very naturally: "Here."

  If Shen Jie was here, he would definitely To tell the story of "not scanning the QR code" again is simply embarrassing all over again.

  He Chao walked into the school with milk tea and went up two steps. He found that a certain child was walking slowly and was still lagging behind, so he squatted on the steps and waited for a while: "What are you thinking about?"

  Xie Yu said casually: "In I wonder how you found your boyfriend."

  He Chao came to his senses after walking all the way. He scratched his hair and said, "I'm quite... Shen Jie also told me several times that I

  won't jump in line if I don't scan the code . This was all pretty good. A girl in junior high school told him she wanted to be friends. Because she was shy, she didn't mention her boyfriend directly and left a lot of vague hints. He didn't hear it and replied on the spot: Okay, we will be brothers from now on.

  As a result, he didn't know which "friend" it was until the girl cried.

  Two lights turned on at the corner of the stairs. He Chao paused and said, "But you are different, because I like you to the point... no matter how dull you are." No matter how dull you are,

  you can't escape.

  He Chao didn't finish speaking. He also felt that such love words were too boring, especially now in public. He stopped abruptly in the middle of his words and stood up to go back to the classroom: "Let's go, Wanda is still waiting..."

  Although the words were not spoken. It's over, but even a fool can figure out what it means.

  As soon as He Chao turned around, Xie Yu said from behind: "Brother Chao, would you like a kiss?"

  He Chao almost missed the mark.

  After school, there were not many people walking in the teaching building. The two of them stood on the stairs talking for so long without running into anyone.

  Xie Yu was dragged by He Chao. He Chao took him upstairs and then turned to the right, directly pushing open the door of a classroom closest to the stairs.

  Xie Yu only had time to take a glance at this unfamiliar and empty classroom, and then the world began to spin. When he came to his senses, he was pressed against the wall by He Chao.

  The door was wide open, and two people were stuck in the small space built between the door panel and the wall.

  "It's a bit exciting," Xie Yu asked in He Chao's ear, "Is it right here?"

  "..." He Chao lowered his head and said, "Actually, it's not suitable here, but I can't help it."