Chapter 26-27 – Major Guild Meeting

These days, every day is new.

Even though we spent the same days under the same sky and in the same room, there was only one thing that changed.

[Today's incoming call history]

[♡Dairy cow♡]

[7 a.M.]

[Hi. Shy master. How are you these days?]

-[Oh, you mean me? I'm practicing Fela these days.]

[Attached photo] ← [My neck hurts so much ㅠㅠ] [ㅎㅎㅎㅎ]

Look at this picture! It was taken very well~!

[The next time we meet, you're going to stab me so hard with your dick in my throat.]

[Next time we meet, I will suck it with your breast.]

[I will work hard, so the master will work hard too? But don't get hurt~!]

[A cow working hard on self-development for a wonderful owner, a prostitute-♪]

The air was sweet.

I feel good just by looking at the text.

The fuel to burn life has come in, and the heat is boiling!

"Ha, why did I like this girl? Is this really love? I just thought I liked her based on her body. Isn't this just like a sexual relationship rather than dating?"

Her attached photo was an erotic selfie of her with a plastic bag over her head and a dildo in her mouth.

Erotic appeal that she is practicing hard for me. Emails like this come almost every day.

'I never thought she would call me at any time and then leave me alone like this.'

It's already been two weeks since I met this bitch's dairy cow.

A whopping two weeks!

Right now we only communicate through text messages, and we haven't been able to meet since we're busy!

'I was suspicious of Mrs. Ceres at that time.'

She said she wasn't Seong Yeon, but I had made a phone call in front of her just in case. Of course, Mrs. Ceres phone didn't vibrate, let alone ring, but the cow answered my call.

That became convinced that cow slut is other people.

It was a futile guess from the bra size.

'Ha, let's stop. It was written in the contract not to reveal the identity of the other party. What if I get caught and get scolded?'

I was lost in pleasure.

Even though she had already committed, I put down my cell phone and took a stance.

Like a farmer who sees a cow not plowing the field even though it is still time to work, there are people who come to whip my body.

"Hmm. I never thought I'd suddenly get bruised from looking at my phone. As expected, my training isn't fun. Okay. Shall I try moving up the gear?"

"Kwaaaaa!"

Behind the guild home, in the center of a large open space cleared for training, a weakling named 'me' screamed.

As expected, that sharp fist grazed the bridge of my nose again.

"You idiot, can't you be gentle!?"

"Hmm?"

Once swung, the sound of cutting through the wind was clear, and the outstretched hand drew a curve and was recovered gracefully.

Her fists were like snakes, but the tattoo on her back was of a lion. What a cowardly woman she is.

"You're saying such a thing. Are you saying that to someone who is a high treason for stealing my precious time? There are only a few lucky people in this guild who can take lessons one-on-one with me. Please smile and enjoy it."

Yes. I was currently training against Mrs. Vice Leader Bugilma Ceres.

Seong Yeon says it might be dangerous to go to the Golden Tower like this, so improve my skills!

… But the opponent is a ranker. Isn't the difficulty too tough?

Fuck. It freaking hurts.

The bridge of my nose was torn again, damn it.

"You're a high-treason criminal. Why are you talking so loudly when you just want to be with Seong Yeon?"

"That's a sin. Don't talk as if you know other people's minds."

"Still, you want to stick around, right?"

"That's right."

"I heard she's a really fun person."

If you're going to be blunt, you have to be completely blunt. I was like that back then too, but it's funny how my emotions are leaking out.

As Seong Yeon said, she is a fiery woman. I can't hate her because she's a completely different type from what she looks like.

"If you like me that much, wouldn't it be okay to just confess? I like Gilma, so I asked her to go out with me. Considering how good she looks, Ceres, I'm sure she'll accept it."

"Do you think Seong Yeon is as shallow as you? I am also conscious of my appearance, but she is not that kind of person."

"After all, she is a busy woman, so why bother so much?"

"Please be quiet. Don't talk about Seong Yeon anymore. You know nothing about this."

I stepped on a landmine.

As for the love story, I stepped right in, wondering if it was NG.

"[Butch stalking]."

"Wait a minute, your skill isn't Eva!?"

From practice to skill!

I don't know what kind of skill it is.

However, Mrs. Ceres, who had clearly 'attacked me with her fist outstretched', suddenly disappeared.

'Teleportation series! Where did she go!?'

『Remember. For these types of skills, first aim from behind or from above. It deviates from the other person's perspective.』

Above, behind, but the voice came from behind.

I quickly turned my head.

-No.

"You have good insight. But."

"Aaahhh shit─"

─Uuuuu!!!

"Keuuuuu!"

Just before the attack, I saw it.

The maid's uppercut kicks the ground and bounces her waist like a spring!

"Keueuuuuu! Chineeeee~!"

Fuck you. I turned around, but I never thought I would be bowing down below.

"Don't relax your posture. Your jaw won't fly off. If you can move, keep moving. There are still Aurors skills, right?"

"But isn't it too much to cheat?"

"You speak well. I guarded you as an auror just before."

As I was holding my chin, she lunged at me again and sneered briefly.

"─Chance."

"This woman is a real bitch!"

A bitch who immediately uses her skills away just because I talk about love.

Let's just stop calling her "Mrs." This is a crazy bitch, a crazy bitch.

It looks like she is trying to kill me.

"[Butch stalking]."

Again!?

"I'm not even an idiot, so you think I'll get caught twice!"

"It's stuck."

I responded without letting go of tension, but the other person laughed.

She clearly recited the name of the skill, but she disappeared and then reappeared in front of me, aiming precisely at the moment I flinched.

'Ah!'

I took a guard stance, but she teleported slightly away from the guard point and hit my stomach.

Wow!

"Ugh!"

"Are you using an Auror again? Your operating speed is fast. I praise you."

'Fuck you, bitch!'

Stomach pain….

Even though I guarded it with aurors, it was obvious that I would have suffered deep bruises.

Damn, it looks like I'm going to have to use potions again. I really don't like that because it tastes bad~!

"You haven't been controlling your strength since a while ago!?"

"I'm doing it. You know that, too, right? If I hadn't controlled my strength, you would have already died."

"This girl really doesn't think about losing by arguing every word! She's not cute at all!"

"I've never tried to look cute to a guy. That makes me vomit."

So, she stretched out her fist again, saying, "Go ahead."

She is still faster than before, but it's okay if she doesn't have the skill.

"Hmm?"

"Kaaa~!"

Even though I was hit in the face, I turned my head and completely deflected the attack.

"It hurts~!"

"… It was like that back then, but you're using strange tricks."

"I didn't climb the top alone with my form. What do you think? Are you ready to hit me now?"

"Yes. Since this is a long-awaited sparring, I wanted to get a feel for how it goes. Now, here we go."

'What a bitch.'

A fierce battle mixed with auras has begun.

A pure martial arts battle without skills.

However, all attacks coming in without skill were ignored.

For a fist that hits my cheek, then my head; for a fist aimed at my wrist, turn my arm; and for a fist aimed at my side, aim for timing, relax your muscles, and twist your body in the direction of the hit.

Avoid fatal injuries even if you die! This is the solo hunter's secret!

"What a strange thing."

Perhaps surprised by my skill, I used an even stronger force, unconsciously increasing my defensive aura and letting it go.

"Oh. A simple strike is not possible. So how about this?"

"!"

She turned around and aimed at the back of my head.

The moment I was hit, I stretched its neck forward, thrust my entire body forward, and spun around.

"Indeed. If you recognize it, you can respond. I understand. Next, what about the surface?"

"Why don't you try it~!"

"─I'm leaving without hesitation."

Boom!

When a kick was sent to my stomach, I was deflected to the side, and with the energy of the hit, I turned my body and returned the kick.

Of course it didn't fit. She blocked my kick with one of her arms.

"… It's strange. I never thought a person could spin like a top. Where did you learn this?"

"Cartoon!"

"Are you really an asshole?"

"One day, the adolescent boy thought seriously! There is a power like an auror in this world, so wouldn't it be possible to imitate it by reading comics!? Well, first, train as an auror! If he succeeds in training, let's practice manga fighting!"

"They say there are a lot of amazing people in the world, but you are just that. If you had trained faithfully with a teacher, you would have held a position as an executive by now."

"Really?"

"I won't lie about this. Your talent is outstanding, and you are an unpolished stone."

She immediately praised me and then took something out of her big tit pocket and threw it to me.

"Take it."

"Oh~!"

It's a potion.

The color is vivid, so it's quite expensive.

Why do you keep potions in places like that?

"Don't look at it strangely. It's a glass bottle, so I just put it in a place where it won't break."

That meant that her breasts were soft.

Is she confident about the size of her breasts?

"Your side is much more kinky."

"If you want to die, keep talking. You pervert."

"Don't call me that again."

Although the wasted aura or energy has not been recovered, the pain in the area where it was hit has completely disappeared.

A feeling that makes you addicted. Something that anyone who works out would want.

When I was single, I was reluctant to talk about it because it was expensive, but the best thing about this is that it is a basic supply.

'Are you really saying long live a large corporation?'

"What is your maximum climbing tier?"

"The 49th floor of the Brass Tower."

"Why didn't you go up more?"

"Because I'm solo. I looked online and saw that the difficulty level increases after the 50th floor, so I was careful. Even now, the money isn't bad, but if I get hurt, it's a real pain."

"I guess it was even worse because I didn't have any skills."

"They say skills are essential if you're a hunter. So I thought I couldn't do it, so I gave up climbing."

"Not really, but... I'm surprised. I never thought you would say such a weak thing."

"There is a culture in our country that exalts various things and looks down on people who don't have anything. That's why we make a fuss more than necessary."

I am a solo hunter who gathers information through the internet. Since the atmosphere was like that according to the information on the net, I didn't see any reason to go higher than the 50th floor.

"That's why I live more then other dead people?"

When I smirked, she sighed, probably because she didn't want to praise me.

"I just thought I was doing enough to travel alone. I don't have any more appreciation than necessary."

What are you, an old-fashioned tea?

When I tried to laugh, she acted glumly as if to block me in advance.

"… Why?"

"No. I thought that if the newbie had been as careful as you, he wouldn't have died."

"The one I brought here?"

"Yes. The body was returned to the bereaved family. They were crying loudly. They said the child came back like this just a few days after going to the tower. "

"That's so sad. I'm sure his parents have stopped him. They probably cried and asked him why he was going to die for doing something they told him not to do."

"You know very well. It was just as you said. She cried out in sadness while saying pitiful words, and she never stopped resenting us."

"…"

"Do you do it often?"

"There are a lot of people. They are so sad that they mistake them for people who are angry. I've been like that a few times."

"Is that so?"

I wiped my mouth with the back of my hand.

Ceres' experience was bitter, and the potion was sweet.

"If only that were all, I wouldn't feel so glum."

"What happened again?"

"Do you remember the person who got angry at you over the dead recruit?"

Of course.

This is a guy who was drunk and hurled verbal abuse at me despite his colleagues' dissuasion.

"It just worked out. We were in the same guild, so I thought we might meet up, but I haven't seen him in two weeks. I'd like to settle the knot, but I don't know where he is or what he does."

"I know, but it's impossible to meet him."

"Why?"

"Because he's dead."

Suddenly?

"I told you he was on probation."

"He wasn't the type to stay locked up in his room, even if it was his fault. He must have been a little sick. He climbed the golden tower as he pleased and said he could do the same thing as you. So he died…"

She also says something meaningful.

"Did he die looking for something?"

"This is a missing person from our guild. Seong Yeon will explain this in detail today."

Someone threw the towel at me.

It's not Ceres.

"Prostitute. Are you done with training?"

Seong Yeon suddenly appeared, saw the atmosphere, and nodded.

"Uh huh. I guess so?"

"Then wipe your face and follow me. Let's go out for a moment."

At this time, I didn't know where I was being taken.

I asked innocently, knowing nothing.

"Let's go out. Where are you going all of a sudden?"

Where we are heading from now on.

"It's the Golden Tower. From now on, there is a big meeting where all the six major guilds are gathering."

"Please attend the meeting with me."

It was the sound of a white bell announcing the beginning of a new adventure.