Part ways

Lucy got up and punched 709, pushing his head down.

Crash, pieces of wood were flying around due to the hit.

And just before it hit the ground, with a cold glare in her eyes, she punched his head back up and he fell the opposite way down. Though immortal, his eyes were pale and white, his mouth open in awe.

Lucy jumped on him and began punching him at an unmatchable speed. Causing the ground of the ship to break and the entire ship to rumble.

Then by his collar, she held him and punched him to the other side of the ship. Just before she could hit the upper cabin that held the helm, she was at his front and she punched his jaw and hit him up. At his back high up in the sky, she punched him back down into the ship and almost completely destroyed it.

In the lower deck, 709 quickly stood up and coughed.

'How is she so fast?' He thought.

Then, through the dust where he had just landed and saw two glowing dots... Lucy's cold eyes, back for more.

***

Tetsu is on the top deck where the helm is. with a strange machine that is long and pointed.

John is on the floor with Setsu and Pitsu standing beside him, suddenly, Tetsu's machine makes a clanking sound and the three look back at him.

"Hahahahaha," Tetsu laughed, "Cower at the sight of my bazzokus, impendius 2000, the greatest missile launcher ever to be made!"

But when he looked at them they had completely ignored him.

"Sorry Tet," James said, "Setsu and Pitsu hate science. They're archers, not snipers."

Tetsu clemched his fist and stomped his feet on the floor. "You primitive idiots will soon see what the power of science will do to help the Hot princess," Tetsu yelled as he put the miscle launcher on his shoulder and shot out a green misssile towards the box where the monsters had come out from.

***

709 crashed out of the ship. He looked downwards at the scenery of the desert and prepared to fall by protecting his face with his arms. But then, Lucy kicked him back up into the ship.

'There's no point in living anymore,' 709 thought, My life isn't worth the suffering. What was it I was once fighting for? (He crashes into the ship and lands upside down) Was it love? A deep affection for master Wira who created me, a longing to protect my home, The nether? (Lucy comes to him and punches him in super speed) yes, it was the will to live for my family, and it's not gonna end, my family, my clones I won't...'

Boom

He self destructed, taking the bottom of the ship with him.

'I was able to escape in the nick of time,' Lucy thought, 'But who killed him?'

***

"Hahahaha," Tetsu cackled, "Once again, science has saved us all."

"Yeah," John whispered, "And the last time. I don't think Lucy is gonna be happy to know that you killed her toy."

James lay on the helm, his mouth wide open. 'My ship...destroyed, the ground is shattered, the bottom decks are blown to bits, the upper cabin has been broken to bits'

"I feel you James," Tetsu said, "It feels annoying to be outsmarted by someone better than you."

"That's obviously not what he's thinking," John stated.

"He's worried about Lucy," James said, "But he shouldn't be, Lucy us a gorilla, she can survive anything."

Lucy barged out of the floor and landed on her feet. "Who killed him?!" She yelled

'Even their scientist is an idiot,' James thought, 'How are they surviving Hose, and how are they the strongest unit of bodyguards.'

Boom

"Stop wrecking my ship," James yelled. The floating ship slowly fell and crashed into the dunes below

***

Lucy, Tetsu and John stood in front of James Pitsu and Setsu.Lucy clenched her fist and bit her lip.

"Sarah has been captured," she said.

"Yes, by the Nether," James replied.

She walked closer to James and then slapped him.

"How could you let that happen," she said, "We all swore to protect the Hot princess, physically and mentally and you let her sister get captures?! You have failed as a leader and I give you one more chance."

"I'll get Sarah back," James said, "Even of it costs me my life."

Yeah," She chanted, before running to him and hugging him, "Now don't die."

"Don't worry, I can't die," He replied.

"Huh," She loked up to see who she was hugging and saw none other than the face of the ugly Retsu. "Yuck," Lucy muttered, "Why did you come back? You should've stayed dead."

"I was never dead, just respawning," Retsu replied.

"More importantly," Lucy said, "How did you get here so fast.

"More importantly, why are you still hugging me," Retsu said, "And more importantly, why haven't you given him power stones yet, it won't kill ya, you should know how to do it."

"Well, we have Retsu's insanity," Lucy said.

"I guess this is goodbye for now," James said, peering over Retsu's shoulder.

"Ah," John said, "Who's with the Hot princess now?"

"Jack is," James replied.

"Oh, the giant," Tetsu said.

"But you guys should probably go too," James said 'Why is Lucy still hugging him?'

"Jack is only fifteen, he doesn't know a lot of combat skills like the rest of us who trained under Master Zetsu."

"Yeah," Lucy said, "And since the other four princesses know, they might try to bully Hot."

"We'll be off to the Nether to go get Sarah," James said, "And maybe the heads of some Carastrophies of the Nether."

The three turned around and walked past the others, waving to them, James said, "Don't worry Lucy, we'll survive till you and Johncy."

"He means you're wedding by the way," Pitsu said.

Lucy widened her eyes and clemched her fist.

"Teleportation Magic," James yelled as the three dissapeared, leaving a blinding blue light.

"Let's get going," Lucy said to the others.

"A gentleman man like me will not receive a command from a brute Gorrilla like you," John said.

"Says the guy who's tuxedo has been torn by the arms and has his underwear being displayed to the world," Lucy whispered.

"By the way," Tetsu said, "Where are your clothes Retsu?"

"Oh, I woke up clothed but the shirt fell off somehow," Retsu said, scratching his head.

"If you had packs, your shirtless body would be appealing to see, but you are so... unmuscular." Lucy said, slapping his stomach.

The four eventually got to the cave where the car was parked and entered it.

'At our usual positions, Tetsu driving, Retsu making dark jokes about bring immortal in the front, John beside me whining about his Suit being torn,' Lucy thought.

"We're on a journey guys," Tetsu said, "The world we live in a dangerous one, so we soldiers are trained to protect the Princess who govern one of the last civilizations."

"Enough with the dramatic flashback, you're making us bored," Retsu said, "Sorry readers, my friends a nerd."

"Ugh," Tetsu said, "Let's just enjoy the ride, for once."

"I think Tetsu is right," Lucy said, "We're always fighting, and it's all because of you guys."

John was squinting his face and putting hus hand in between his laps. He we biting his lower lip very hard and his eyes were red.

"What's wrong with him?" Lucy asked, "He would usually call me a gorilla, even though I'm a wonderful flower."

Tetsu and Retsu looked back at him.

"He looks sick," Tetsu said.

"I think a bug crawled up into his ass, it's happened to me once," Retsu said.

"He finally realises how beautiful I am," Lucy said.

"I need to pee!" John yelled.

Tetsu quickly parked the car and they ALL got down. As John hopped away, I came before him and he turned around and Tetsu and Retsu were blocking him.

"Bro," Tetsu said putting his hand on John's shoulder, "We need to talk."

"About what?" John asked still putting his hands in between his laps.

"Your tiny bladder," Retsu said.

"What?" John said.

"You always put us in trouble when you have to pee," Lucy said.

"That's an exaggeration," John said.

"No," Tetsu replied, "Remember our field trip to the Northern Bunkies?"

"Yeah, what," John said, barely bring able to talk properly.

"You punched the representatives of the South when he left the toilet and got us penalised by Master Zetsu," Retsu yelled, shaking hus shoulders.

"It wasn't a big deal," John said, "And it was an accident."

"You started a war!" Lucy yelled, "Because of your tiny bladder."

"Or on the central Elect, you peed on the bomb we were trying to diffuse and then it blew up anyway, sending the city of lights back to the stone ages," Lucy yelled.

"Wait? Is that our car," Retsu said looking as the vehicle continued moving.

"Nooooooo," Tetsu yelled, "This is because of you nitwits, I'll kill ya."

"Why are you always tryna kill somebody?" John asked.

"Cause you all are driving me crazy," Tetsu said putting his hands on his head.

"But your car is gone," Retsu said, "You can't drive."

Tetsu brought a gun out out of his pocket and disentegrated Retsu.

"Oh now you've killed him twice in two days, you happy?" Lucy said.

"Nope," Restsu said as his body came back together.

"Wait, my love," Tetsu said waving to the car.

"Whatever," Lucy said

'Where's John, what's that dripping sound. He's peeing.'

"Lucy, can we use your dog?" Retsu said, "I mean, during the war it transformed to that big thing with nine butts."

Lucy reached into her chest and pulled the tiny dog out, it was asleep, it's orange eyelines closed.

Retsu opened his mouth wide, "The dog can shrink too?!"

Lucy smirked and put the dog on the ground and whistled. The animal slowly opened it's eyes and looked at Lucy. She winked at it and gave it a thumbs up and then the dog stood up and wagged it's tail. Then, slowly, the dog grew bigger and bigger and bigger, with orange bioluminesence glowing from it.

"Holy cow?!" John yelled....