Chapter 285: Carla

What he meant was, I love you.

~Grandfather in The Princess Bride

Hiking along a beautiful wooded trail, Carla was busy questioning her life choices. When Christian had promised her a "big date," she'd taken her time picking out her sexiest underwear and matching panties.

Satin and lace, they made even her look sexy.

Unfortunately, satin thong underwear wasn't the best choice for hiking, and as she tried to discretely un-wedge the material from her butt crack, she began to think she should've stuck to her granny panties. Not to mention that her bra, although it made her tits look fabulous, wasn't really meant to hold the girls in place during athletic pursuits.

Note to self: Next time, ask more questions about what, exactly, you're going to be doing on your "big date."

After a few more switchbacks, the trail opened up and Carla gasped with surprise. Okay, so maybe it was actually her just gasping for breath after that steep climb, but she was surprised, nonetheless.