User_Name_Triple

[Ding!]
[Cashback System Activation Requirement Met!]
[System Binding In Progress...!]
[System Successfully Linked!]
[Spent $1,000. 10x Critical Hit. Earned $10,000. The money has been transferred to account XXX-XXX-XXX]
[Spent at least $1,000 on a beautiful lady. Received 1 lottery ticket. Do you want to use it?]
[YES][NO]
Kyle was a man that has never had any luck in life and he was on the verge of ending it all after being fired from his minimum wage job due to a customer's complaint which turned out to be a lie but due to the customer being an attractive lady, no one believed Kyle.
To make matters worse, he had to pay for the damages that was caused by the customer.
Beautiful people, they had it easy, didn't they?
This was his last step and he knew that he wouldn't see tomorrow as he searched for a river to throw himself in.
He thought his mind finally broke as there was no explanation for the Cyan Screen that popped up as he clicked the [YES] button.
[You have drawn Charm!]
[Charm: There is nothing the user can't charm his way out of or into! The universe has blessed you with charisma!] 
"Hahaha! I must have lost my marbles..." Kyle muttered to himself but his phone soon rang out to show that he had a notification.
And to his surprise, he saw $10,000 sitting in his account and his jaw dropped.
"THIS IS FOR REAL!!!"

Harem System: Spending Money On Women For 100% Rebate!

To My Faithful Readers, Here <ABDHYUWWAAKFKZKSA>

Free Pass Code!

Kyle couldn't believe that Jones was running away from having sex with his wife but this could also mean that he couldn't keep up with her libido.

That was dangerous, Jones had to learn to because there was no telling what a sexually frustrated woman was capable of.

Jones had to learn how to satisfy her but maybe it wasn't that simple.

Kyle knew that women had a way of wearing men down but the fact that Jones had a job and probably wanted to get the rest that had evaded him till now.

"About the quota, I know you have been waiting for it, but I have drawn up the budget, and the numbers frighten even me. I'm trying my best to bring it down and remove things that aren't necessary," Jones said, bringing up the all-important topic that Kyle waited for.

"You do not believe I can pay for it?" Kyle questioned with a raised brow.

He expected Jones to play the fool but he nodded to confirm this was indeed the case.

What Do We Have Here?