Trust. (5)

For a second, there was silence on the comms. Then—

"The hell you just say?!" Red Leader's voice came back, indignant but laced with humor. "Listen, kid, I'm flattered, but I'm sorry to break it to you; I'm not into dudes! Better introduce me to your mom instead. Now she looked fine. Like a good-aged wine, you know?"

"What?!" Erik yelled back, nearly choking on his words as he swerved to avoid a stray plasma bolt. "I don't know who you think my mom is, but she's been dead for years! Who the hell are you talking about?!"

There was a brief pause before Red Leader's laughter exploded over the comms. "Mmm? What? Dead? Oh, shit, kid... I think I just said something I shouldn't have! HAHAHA! Don't tell your dad, alright?"

Erik groaned, half-exasperated, half-amused. "You're unbelievable! Focus on the fight, Red Leader!"