Wade vs. the Zombie Army

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"Come over." Francis grabbed Vanessa and pushed her in Wade's direction, "Look, how considerate I am."

"Now that you're acting like a man, we can settle our personal grudges later."

Wade grabbed Vanessa and took two steps back, keeping a safe distance from Francis. He originally thought it would take some effort to rescue Vanessa, but he didn't expect Francis to let her go so easily.

"I'm not the kind of person who would threaten a woman." Francis said with narrowed eyes. He seemed to have forgotten what he had said to Tao Baibai in the car. Did you see it? He is a man through and through! Damn you pink bastards who only know how to collect money!

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"Wade? Absolutely, you are Wade!" Vanessa's eyes widened, and she excitedly wanted to tear off Wade's annoying red mask.

"Hey, honey, wait!" Just as Wade was about to say something, Vanessa's face suddenly changed and she punched Wade in the face. Then, the fists came raining down on Wade's head and chest. The woman was venting her dissatisfaction with Wade crazily.

Just as Vanessa was about to kick Wade in the lower body, Wade quickly covered it with his hands and shook his head like the wave.

"No, no, no, dear, listen to me, don't hit there. This is your happiness for the rest of your life."

"Explain, explain, say it!" Vanessa grabbed Wade's neck and shouted loudly. Two years ago, without any reason or a goodbye, Wade disappeared from her world without any warning. This bastard is simply unforgivable! Vanessa's eyes were red and tears kept welling up in her eyes.

"I'm sorry. I should have gotten out of this mess sooner. You and I had a hard time these past few years. I'm sorry I left." Wade's voice trembled slightly. "I should have confessed to you earlier, but, baby, you have to know that the person under the mask may not be the one you remember."

"You mean this mask?" Vanessa reached out to take off the mask, but Wade seemed to be frightened and subconsciously took two steps back. Vanessa paused slightly, but reached out to Wade again firmly.

"Are you sure?" Wade's voice became more trembling.

"Of course." Vanessa took off Wade's mask with a smile. Looking at the face in front of her that was full of bumps and even had no hair, she suddenly smiled. "Wow~ I guess after a short adjustment period and a lot of drinking, I can make do."

Before she finished her words, Vanessa suddenly stood on tiptoe, put her arms around Wade's neck, and closed her eyes. Wade was stunned, and when he felt the familiar and soft touch on his mouth, the pain that had been tightly suppressed in his heart instantly disappeared without a trace. He hugged Vanessa with his backhand and deepened the touch.

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"Hello?" Francis raised an eyebrow. "Although I don't want to interrupt you, can you please pay attention to the people around you?"

The romantic atmosphere was abruptly interrupted. Wade grabbed Vanessa and protected her behind him, raising his eyebrows provocatively. "Oh, I see. It seems like you were dumped by the bunny boy. There's such a sour smell in the air." Wade fanned his nose with his hands, the sarcasm in his words was self-evident.

"Ha." Francis sneered, "Take advantage of the moment to talk nonsense. You two might become a pair of desperate lovers later. Come out, zombie army!"

As soon as the words fell, countless dark shadows crawled out of the narrow alley. The bodies, patched with black thread, crawled out from the trash cans, the abandoned spaces nearby, and the shadowy corners. Souls that did not belong to them were stuffed into the re-stitched bodies. They are the most terrifying zombie army. It will use its sharp claws to tear the enemy in front of it into pieces.

"Roar~" There were bursts of growls in his voice. The zombies stared at Wade and Vanessa who were surrounded as if they were lambs in a pen. This was a hearty and delicious meal. It will also inevitably become a stepping stone for them to no longer be a failure.

"What the hell is this?" Wade looked at the thing wrapped in white bandages not far away, and disgust immediately appeared on his face. This is still a humanoid creature after all. But what are the others? What the hell are these things with tiger heads, elephant trunks, and crocodile tails? It's uglier than the graffiti Wade drew.

"It's disgusting to look at. I almost vomited the sandwich I had this morning. Francis, you really need to change your hobby. It's too low-level. Also, you don't think you can defeat me with these junks?" Wade looked up at the sky and corrected him seriously. "People say that wild thoughts are just daydreams. It's clearly night time now. Can you please be more aware of this?"

It seemed that Wade's words insulted the zombies, and all kinds of strange creatures howled at Wade.

"How dare you underestimate zombies!"

"Fuck him!"

"Beat him to death with your mouth!"

The zombies roared and rushed forward.

However…

"Look, I'm going to cut you into strips!" Wade drew the double knives from his back and leaped into the group of zombies. The two knives in his hands flew up and down, accompanied by a flash of cold light, and the zombies' heads were cut off, their arms were removed, and their legs were broken. For a moment, the alley was filled with blood and gore, and the scene was extremely tragic.

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What is this? Vanessa, who was hiding behind Wade with her back against the wall, looked at the dark mass in front of her with disbelief. These monsters, which seemed to be made of corpses, looked... inexplicably funny. She even saw two old acquaintances among the zombies. The Jackman couple, who were dancing in a bar at an old age, ended up drinking too much and died on the way. What is this, a carnival for corpses?

The question is how can these corpses move? The key is that they can talk? This is totally against common sense! Vanessa was stunned, and she even began to wonder if she was dreaming. This is all really too magical.

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Wait? This guy looks familiar.

Wade suddenly stopped chopping at the zombie's head, held the dry head in his hand, tilted his head and looked at it for a long time, with a flash of surprise in his eyes.

"Cunningham?"

"Hey, friend, how long has it been since we last met? It seems like we haven't seen each other since we separated in that damn laboratory last time."

"Don't answer me, I know what you want to say."

Without waiting for the other party to say anything, Wade mercilessly cut off his head. Although he didn't know how these corpses were resurrected, it was obvious. This Cunningham was not the man he knew who was "going home to make banana pancakes for his children." The man was no longer there, and what survived was only a desecrated shell. Wade had no psychological burden at all when he was chopping.

End of this chapter

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