Unplayable Sam

90 minutes, 2-4…

FC Barcelona won the game, and Sam got another man of the match award.

The King of Craven Cottage was back, and he was Samuel Moses.

"What a goal!"

"What a game!" The commentators raved.

"And that's a hattrick and an assist, Sam is unplayable".

"And ladies and gentlemen, this is the forerunner of the 2026 Ballon d'Or, the leader of the pack!"

Across Craven Cottage, there were mixed feelings among the fans.

This was a player that they brought from Nigeria, and watched grow. From making his debut in the Carabao Cup, to singlehandedly winning games against Manchester City in the English premier league, to being clutch in the FA Cup.

They had so many memories of Sam that seeing him again induced so much nostalgia, but for him to go and score a hattrick against them.

'This bastard…!'

He was a bastard, but in the end, he was their bastard.

A bastard that they created.