April Days of Grass and Trees

Zhang Yang, the office drone, spent his days slacking off with the campus beauty and his nights watching his sister-in-law practice leg lifts. His girlfriend Xiao Man watched him every day, falling deep in thought... Until one day, while straddling Zhang Yang, she unleashed a soul-searching interrogation, "Why did the dean bow to you? Why did the richest man gift you a villa? Why did the tattoo-covered big brother kneel before you, begging you to take his wife?"

Glamorous Doctor

Bodyguard A, seeing the situation, was also baffled, "Oh my goodness!"


Bodyguard B just stared at Zhang Yang, having really made the call.


"Hello, this is the Harmonious Society Management Association. I need to report an incident. There's a man here claiming to be the president and a terrorist, threatening to kill everyone in this restaurant."


"Yes, there are about a dozen of them, and they've got everyone in the restaurant under control."


"Right, I suspect they might have bombs or something."


"Yes, they're extremely arrogant. These terrorists probably all have weapons on them, even guns."


"Hurry up, bring all your toughest armed forces from the Harmonious Society Management Association."


After hanging up the phone, Bodyguards A and B were both looking at Zhang Yang with shocked faces.


Terrorists? And he's claiming to be the president? What is he talking about?


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