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Leander is a healer. But he is not like those healers who have it all: the fame, the money and the harems. Because he is chubby. Ranked only F, he struggles with life as a new recruit in the Adventurer's Guild. Until he sees a poster that changes his life and sends him on a journey to lose weight, get the fame, money and the harem. Except, his harem will be full of men. But, such is fate.

This is a slow burn BL harem with dungeon delving. It follows the old adventurer's guild troupes with some twists and turns. A journey from zero to hero, one could say.

(I am using this book to lie to my brain that losing weight is possible with the methods written in the many self-help books I have been reading recently. If you need to shed some fat, you might use Anti-cake Dungeon Delving the same way. A little hope never hurt nobody.)

Updated daily. The MC becomes a dungeon core going chapter 86 and forward. You can find the story only on Webnovel. (Fingers crossed that no one will translate it into Russian like the other one! XD)

The sequel, Life Skilling, is also complete, and will be posted right after the ending of Anti-cake. A peek in the lives of those who live in the world shaped by the Try Hard Party. A funny slice of life.

Anti-cake Dungeon Delving! (BL)

Augustine: Song weaver, self-proclaimed Life Skiller. Advocate for respecting the elderly.

Vincent and I break apart the two dungeon cores. I am the one who is holding the frail-looking old lady, while Vincent is holding back Atha. They both have fire in their eyes. I wonder how much it hurt Atha, to be kneed in the balls. I mean, don't his scales protect him from the impact?

"We have to be reasonable here. Ma'am," I smile down on the old lady in my hands. "We come for your honey."

She gives out a loud pitch squeal, and knees me in the balls. Or tries to. I jump away just in time.

"How dare you!" She yells, her hands balled into fists. "I am old enough to be your great-great-great..."

I tune her out, as she keeps on listing the greats. Using the time to think on a good strategy about what we could do about the lady who doesn't want for us to ever have children, I collect all the information that I know.

Chapter 11: Negotiations