Chapter 1

It all started when my ex-girlfriend, Emilia, dumped me after senior high school because I had nothing. But that didn't ruin my spirit. After months of waiting, the results were finally out. My old man said he wouldn't pay for my "NOVDEC" examination, and I began to panic. When I went to check my results, I was pleasantly surprised to see that I had passed more than I expected, thanks to some teachers who had helped me during my Mathematics exam. But now, the only thing that mattered was how I would pay for school. Unfortunately, my dad didn't have any money that month, but I had some spare change, so I gave it to him to add to his funds to pay my fees. Finally, I was able to enter school, and I felt relieved and happy.

Yes!" I exclaimed in excitement. Finally, I had reached my destination. At that moment, two ladies with big butts walked in front of me, but I was standing with my parents as I was yet to settle into the hostel. Finally, we reached my supposed hostel which I had to share with two guys. I didn't like the sound of sharing a room, but what could I do? I just had to manage until...I was interrupted by my parents' religious advice and their lectures. As if I didn't already know. They left anyway, and I entered the ghetto (hostel) where I was supposed to share a room with two unknown guys. Well, they would soon be more than known.

I knocked at the door and heard "Come in." As I entered, my ghetto was looking like a paradise. "Wow! The boys were dope," I thought to myself. We exchanged greetings, and they received me warmly. We introduced ourselves. Oh! I almost forgot to mention that they were handsome like damn! Fine and dope. The tallest one was named Jeffery, but we called him Jeff, and the other was named Kingsley, and we called him Kings.

Suddenly, I realized I was feeling hungry. I told them, and Jeff said they had cooked some jollof rice, so I should prepare some for myself. I ate and then unpacked my books, but the journey was also hectic, so I finally slept.

NB: This happened on a Sunday.

"What the f***! It's already morning, and it's Monday, so I can't afford to skip class on my first day," I thought to myself in panic. I quickly rushed to the washroom to freshen up because I couldn't afford to ruin my image. I hope you understand. As I came out of the washroom, I saw Jeff and Kings all dressed up in outfits that were clearly not regular wear. We all studied accounting in high school, but we had been assigned to different departments due to the courses we had chosen. The pressure I was feeling was too much, and I was confused about what to wear and how to present myself, but I just overlooked it. We all left for lectures and took our separate ways.

When I reached my class, I saw a girl with an independent booty and a resemblance to Miley Cyrus. "Damn! This girl is fine," I said to myself, but I didn't speak a word to her. My phone was an Itel bomb (Itel 1508), and taking it out was a problem, so I looked to the left and then to the right and quickly switched it to silent before entering the class.

As I took my seat, two other girls entered, and they were slay queens. At that moment, my self-esteem disappeared. When the lecture began, the professor talked for the whole period, and one of the two slay queens said, "Oh sir, some of us are hungry," to which the man replied, "Oh, okay, I almost forgot." Then everyone started to leave, but I stayed to study for a while because I couldn't afford to be broke and dump. Just as everyone had left, I heard a phone ringing behind me. I took it and saw that the picture on the phone belonged

to the slay girl.

So as I saw her pic, I knew the phone might be hers but I had no clue of where she stays or who her friends were then and the phone ranged again and this time the name of the contact calling was hun..I wanted to answer but who knows what I might be getting myself into so I ignored it and went out showing the girls picture on the phone to people around because maybe they might help out ..that was around 5:50pm getting to 6:00 pm ..I spent about thirty minutes moving about searching for this girl and I finally found a guy who claims he knows the girl. so he directed me to the girls hostel and I took off. Just about some 25 steps away from the girls hostel. _BOOM_ LIGHT WENT OUT OH GHANA...so as I was about getting close to the girls hostel then the phone started ringing again...just that moment I heard females voice shouting _THIEF_ _OO, THIEF_ ,Then I became confuse because nobody was stealing at that moment ..Not knowing the girl heard the ringing tone and due to the PDS light off movement , she couldn't see my face but she knew her phone was in my possession ,so at the mention of thief! thief! all the boys came out and rushed at me then I heard "gba" ,someone has already landed a punch on my original branding face then _BOOM_ PDS men did the magic thing again they turned on the light back, and some guys wanted to stamp me but I squatted and he said they should leave me because I look familiar ,so as they stopped I stood up only to find out that it was the same guy that directed me here. Then he tried to explain on my behalf, now they had beaten me because I was just kind but the phone is still in my hands it's left for me to hand it over and get out of there You should have seen my face and the blood, hmm..then I gave the phone to the girl and left without saying a word ...so as I reached the ghetto,Jeff and Kings started talking about me ( _PETER_ _PAN_ ) because the whole issue was trending just in one day I was hyped like that ..but they took care of me ..even though they were rich and all that they weren't selfish and arrogant....they were cool and fun to be with.

So this girl who dresses nicely started calling me. As you know me, I refused to answer. Then, on Saturday morning, Jeff came home and told me about an incident that happened at the pool on Friday. He said that he went to hit on some gangster's sister and got stabbed. Even though it wasn't funny, we laughed about it and thanked God he didn't die. Meanwhile, the girl kept calling me nonstop, but I didn't answer. Eventually, she stopped. Later, my friend Charles came over, and we went to a restaurant. He treated me, and I ate so much that I got full quickly. He had to leave to attend his lectures during the week, so I escorted him to the train station.