[Part 3/4 of today's Mass release! Here you go fellas!]
Tick! Tick! Tick! Tick! Tick! Tick! Tick! Tick!
The Advanced Gift Box Wheel slowed to a stop once more, and Hugo leaned forward in anticipation.
The lights flashed, the wheel dinged, and the result appeared on the screen.
[Ding! Host has received Common Grade Jiggy Beanie!]
Jiggy Beanie?
Hugo stared at the words, his excitement melting into a flat, unimpressed glare. "A beanie? A common grade beanie?" he muttered, his voice dripping with disappointment.
"You've got to be kidding me."
There goes his epic streak!
He sighed and fell back in his chair dramatically. "No epic grade reward this time? No divine blessing from the heavens? My streak… my glorious, legendary streak!"
He threw an arm over his forehead as if fainting.