Goodbye, Respect. Hello, Tutu.

Hugo's jaw hung open, his eyes practically popping out of his head as he stared at Loli.

To make things even crazier, his pupils seemed to have transformed into actual hearts. He looked like a male vixen at a Barbie music video!

'This isn't fair. This is beyond unfair. This should be illegal!' he thought wildly.

Loli, standing in the middle of the door to her private dorm room, shifted nervously under his intense gaze.

"Uh… why are you staring at me like that, Hugo?" she asked shyly, brushing her hair behind her ear.

Her voice was soft, almost unsure, but it only made Hugo's internal chaos worse.

His brain short circuited. 'How am I supposed to answer that?' he screamed inwardly. He absolutely couldn't even calm himself down enough to form a coherent sentence.

It was simply because the woman of his dreams was right in front if him!