I’m topless!

[Part 4/12 of today's Mass release! Here you go fellas! Big Shout-out to Dirtydew!]

Hugo sat still. Too still. Like a man facing the final boss of his own life. His mind was spinning at 300 miles per hour.

He was in a very difficult situation.

A perilous situation.

No—he was in a nightmare.

An impossible situation. A deadly situation.

A situation so catastrophically unfair that history books should record it as The Great Toilet Dilemma of Hugo Von Strauss.

He needed to think. Fast. First he needed to analyze his current options.

Option One: Stay in his seat like a responsible group leader, focus on the project, and pretend Erica never existed.

Option Two: Get up. March into the bathroom like a warrior, meet Erica, and deal with whatever ungodly temptations awaited him there.

Hugo gulped. To be fair, he liked option two a lot more.

He had to analyze this properly.