Baby Deer On Stilts.

The moment Loli stepped away from the railing and into Hugo's arms, she knew she had made a grave mistake.

The ice was evil. It was moving. It was alive.

Her legs wobbled like spaghetti noodles, completely refusing to obey her commands, while Hugo stood there like some effortless skating champion, grinning down at her like this wasn't the most terrifying experience of her life.

"Okay, okay, don't panic," Hugo said, holding both of her hands tightly as she clutched onto him for dear life. "Just take it slow. One foot in front of the other."

Loli tried. She really tried. But the moment she shifted her weight onto her right foot, it slid out from under her so suddenly that she let out a loud squeak, her arms flailing wildly.

Hugo snorted. "Wow. That was fast. You almost just summoned the paramedics in record time!"

Loli gritted her teeth. "I'm beginning to think you brought me here just to embarrass me."