She said with exasperation, "It is like the army is going through a step-by-step guide in how to take over a world. It is boring. It is why I look forward to unexpected events and why I think the elves have already lost."
Kelvin was running out of patience, so he asked, "When are you going to get to the phases?"
She huffed and said, "I'm getting to it."
She then took a break to build suspense. She watched his face while doing so. The look of irritation and annoyance on his face was an entertaining movie for her.
He knew this, so he calmed down and became expressionless.
She turned away and said, "You're just no fun."
He didn't reply, which was a good thing, as she was watching him with the corner of her eye for any reaction.
When he remained unmoving, she sighed and said, "You're good. Now I see why those who came to harass you because you stole their kills gave up."