[Chapter 1] Yandere meets Psycho? Part Two

"Uhh.." My head is hurting with staggering pain… 'What happened?' As my eyes cleared up, I noticed I was inside a bedroom. 'Odd..' The room smelled of lemon zest… 'Something that I would prefer..' Looking around the room, I saw a queen bed with a greenish and reddish cover and… Strawberries and some tree leaves scatter around?

After trying to move my body, I just realized I was tied down on the chair with rope roping my attired body. It was not that tight, I'm pretty sure I can break free.

'Wait I'm acting wrong… I should act like a normal citizen!' Finally realizing my inner flaws, I quickly get back to my inner character; that is just a normal person. "HELP! HELP! SOMEONE HELP!" I scream out my lungs in wonder. 

"HELP! SEND HELP!" 

*TOKA-TOKA*

A huge footstep outside the room angrily coming! 

*PAM!*

The door opened and slammed to the wall! While accompanied by a woman scream– "Urusai! Can you not tell this is a cheap apartment building??" The perverted lady showed up once again! Seeing her face totally take a stroke, I continued on– "Help! There is this perverted lady kidnaping me with her panties!!" 

"Shuihh!!!" She put her index finger on her lips to try to warn me about the dangerous or helpful scenario that could happen. She ran to the floor, reached me, held down her palms trying to hold my cheek altogether. "Please-please! If people complain, I will be in jail!!" She bushley whippers in hesitation of worrying about the worst upcoming, unfairly unprofessional…

Finally I calm down after endeavoring the taste of female touch~. She spoke– "See? Not a big deal is it?" She seems to be relieved after I have calmed down. But I took a real acting quest before, there is no way I could break character! "Help! Help! Her palm is so soft!– Wait, I mean she tried to seduce me!" 

The pervert lady, taught backward in hesitation, "Aw… I'm so sorry Darling.. IYA!!" She, who struggles to keep the pace, uses her palm to slap my right cheek! "Blugh!" I spew out blood! 'Wait, it doest feel like a thing..' Before all I realized it was just my mind exaggerating the issue. 

She seems sort of bad and sad that she has to slap me, her eyes looking soft like wanted to say sorry but can't really see her mouth. The way she swings her arms is like a spaghetti splash to the window for an immature chef to tell whether the pasta is Al dente~.

"UH! Pathetic!" I speak with great enthusiasm! She took my eyes seriously after I spew out my strength of manhood. But as she looked into my eyes, her eyes avert below… Her eyes went back up to my eyes.. I shake my head fearfully.. Then her eyes fall down locked at the target! Her hand raised above, preparing the most devastating move ever man by mankind! 

My eyes were locked straight to her right palm who were ready to fully grab one man one manhood. My face dropped to the ground, painfully wanting to move away in fear of losing my dignity. Without being able to control my emotions, I let it out– "Please, please don't grab my dick, I'm highly sensitive! I listen, I listen to you!" I say it in the most pathetic cowardly voice I could spew out my throat, like for the first time I felt that, I feel it. 'Wait, I think I'm too committed to this role of a normal citizen, damnit!'

"Oh really? Good! Ahh.. Finally!" The pervert girl once again gives a huge relief of being in a bad situation. She happily smiles away in cheerful cheer. Then what left was us staring at each other with utter words, perhaps both sides puzzle for the next actions.

"Mm.." She mumbled her lips. "Look at you! Seat here in front of me not going anywhere." She commented. She continued while slightly tilting her head aside– "Aw… Kael-kun, you look sooo cute being tied up like this!!"

When I heard her talking, in my mind I was thinking what would a normal citizen do in this situation… 'Hm, should I ask about her intentions?' 

"Kael-kun… Ahh… If you could just stay here forever…" The pervert girl is still fantasizing about something.. "Ahh, Kael-kun, Kael-kun.." She was still mumbling but I stopped her half way through to ask about the situation– "Uh.. are you planning to kill me?"

She hears it then responds back– "What!? No! I'm not gonna kill you– Well, yeah?" The hentai girl can't make up her mind as if she was drunk… I quickly ask– "Then.. What do you want from me?" Her eyes, which were at the ceiling looking like Hikaru Nakamura calculating his decision, dropped down to my eyes level. 

She smiled, then decided to step forward, pressing her tights above mine, seated above, arms around my shoulder as a way to seduce a man. 'Ah, a normal citizen would get seduced by this. Wait, I am a normal citizen!' Her lips were apart, close enough that I could see her breathe. Our eyes connected like Yin and Yang, if I'm correct. 

She began sippingly utter– "I LOVE YOU." Her words seep out, heavy breath noted; but a droll slip out on her lips… 'Yikes' But nonetheless, I act like a normal citizen who was puzzled by this psychopathic perverted female behavior. I replied– "Thank you?"

She continued– "Not only that I love you, I also like you, like very very much! Every single thing about you is my favorite thing! So please! Be my husband!" 

I was jaw dropped, but my eyes quickly averted to look at nothingness. I couldn't close my mouth after hearing such words. I was… Simply… "FUCK!" I yell. The hentai girl tilted her head, and I had enough. I yell again– "Fuck this! I'm tired of playing a good old normal citizen!" 

I look back to her eyes in sheer charisma– "Get off me right now." She, greatly surprised, quickly jumps off to stand back. I proceed on– "You say you fucking love me? You say you fucking like me?" The hentai girl nodded. "Okay, okay. I get it. You fuck up girl. What do they call again? Yandere? Damn! So you been stalking me all these time, taking picture of me even in private moment, you keep idolizing imagination fabrication of your delusional psychotic fuck up fucking behavior traits?"

"You! You!" I scream. But quickly I continue to speak in a calm manner– Well I don't really give a shit. Can you untie me?" After yelling and screaming out loud, she was spooked internally. I finally gave a better look at her face to see how she reacted. She was truly feeling hurt showing in her face who was somewhat lost of words. But as I noticed how sad she was, I know I went too far.

"Uhh.. My bad.. I'm sorry. I take back what I said. I apologize. I didn't mean it, truly. I'm just frustrated, that's all." I have lost my way after breaking one hit and one broken heart. She seemingly has lost it.. "Hey? Hey look at me! Look at my eyes!" I try to control the situation, try to be somewhat sympathetic with a person who mirrors yourself. 

"Hey?" Finally my word reached her, she looked back at me. "Look at my eyes, please. Do these eyes tell lies? You can tell, I know you can. You have the ability to tell lies." After trying to convince her, she finally nodded– "Yours eyes are not lying.." 

Then everything calmed down, no words spoken. So as I try to clear things up, I speak– "Hey? My butt itches. Can you untie me?" I look at her senerily with a great genuine butt itch. 

She responded– "No, I can't. You're gonna run away."

I shake my head off and look back at her with more charismatic eyes– "No trust me, I won't. Okay?" She who can tell lies took this as a sign that we have mutual agreement. She slowly untied me and I was able to stand up. I stood up in great pride, smiling a bit at the girl, she was also fidgeting with her legs.

I was able to hold my emotions that slipped to my lips and smirked a bit. "Haha." She sees her love interest in great humor and can't keep her joy away and smiles widely. 

"Haha… Hahaha… Hahaha!" In the end I laugh it off– or am I? 'Fuck' "Haha, you dumb fuck! You think I'm not gonna run away!?" I finally show my hidden truth while scratching my buttock off. 

*!?!?*

"Y-you? How dare you Darling!" She yelled in despair that she was tricked by me all along! I answer back– "Haha! By the way, where is the direction to get out of this house? Is that door?" I quickly walked in a great walker chase. She, dishonored with how mistreated I was, began to grab her hair and head like having a mental breakdown. 

While I swing and swing my shoulders to the door, slowly go to the living room and head to the door that will bring me outside. Soon she slowly took a step forward to follow me while tears and pain dropped at her attire face. While she seemed to head to the kitchen, I headed straight to the door that brought me outside. As I arrive, I know that twisting the door knob will change my life forever. But getting remind by it bring charming feeling, like sweet yet strawberrish lemonish. Before I could reach the door knob, she arrived behind me screaming– "STOP!" I turn around slowly but dramatically. She was holding a knife in both of her small hands. She continued to scream– "IF I CAN'T GET YOUR LOVE, THEN LET ME HAVE YOU HEART AS GIVE GIFT FROM YOU! THAT'S WILL BOUND FOREVER WITH MY HEART! I HAVE TO KILL YOU!" 

I look at her just reminiscing about the past memory. "Haha, funny." I couldn't help myself hearing those funny little threats. Those tingling my bones in great humor. I responded back– "Want to stab me? Want to kill me? Here~" I point my finger to my heart, directing her to stab it there. I continued– "Have a gun?? Here~" I point to my forehead– "Shoot here. SHOOT HERE! HERE, RIGHT HERE! RIGHT ON MY FOREHEAD PUMPKIN! GIMME YOUR HOTSHOT!" I yell in great eagerness. 

Her face was full of dread in a sense of fears, longing, desireds, wishes, hope, but all ended up in her delusional thought that a perfect being would never exist. "ARGH!!" She screams. All she can do is scream in devastation. She screams, takes one step forward, holding the knife back trying to create momentum to thrust my heart. She marched. Everything became slow like it was a cinematic scene where the girl ran to their partner for the last time. I gently open my arms wide, extend it greatly, to invite one last bouquet! 

I smile wide, embracing the last death wish. I wonder how many time this kind of fuck up scenario already happen before? Nah, mate I can't remember, but I'm sure they live happily. No life nor death could withstand the love between Psycho. While the slow mo kind ruined the moment, somehow my mind fabricated the song "Stand by me by Ben E. King" It is a great song. By the way, if you have no one to stand by your side, it is a bit sad. But I'm sure everyone gets it in their life, whether it is your love interest, your friends, your siblings or your parents. While the song does to be very poignant to stand by your love interest, I say it, embrace what is on your side while it lasts. 

'Uh..' Finally the girl reached me, knife right on my chest, I just stood there embracing what was left to embrace. "Urgh–" 

But yet, she is so close to me, the knife right on my chest, with the momentum she thrust should penetrate my heart, yet the knife pointed right at my skin. Her head was looking down, afraid to see her love interest being killed by herself. So I thought that she needed extra hands. I reach out my hands, grab her hands grabbing the knife, she finally looks up to me realizing that she still has not taken the shot. I said– "Don't be scared." 

Her hands were shaking greatly. Probably the reason why the knife could penetrate my heart since she hesitated from the very beginning. With all my strength, I transfer it to my arms muscle to push the knife deeper into my chest. But the moment I use my strength to puncture my heart, her hands suddenly grab the knife profusely and try to pull back. 

"Wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop! Stop!" She yells in fear, finally realizing the truth behind her feelings. I replied– "Pumpkin, harder! Don't hold back!" But I didn't hesitate, I pulled harder and harder with my arms, no hesitation to hold back. "Urgh" I feel the tip slice through my skin.

She began to panic! "Please, please, please, please stop! Don't!" She screamed, shouted, yelled, scared for my life. Her eyes look to my eyes begging everything to stop. "Hmm" I jested, finally letting go of all the strength in my hands. This shocks her by rappelling her to the ground like a spring. 

"Ahh.. Ah.. Ah.." She tries to get her air in, worried sick about my condition. After letting go of the knife on the ground she stood up, slowly approaching me. I pull up my shirt, look at my chest to see some small pit puncture that bleeds some blood. She began to gasp for words– "no no no no, no!" She tried to reach out with her hands but was soo afraid to do so. 

Looking at the puncture hole, I mindlessly put my finger through it trying to see how big the hole was. She was flabbergasted, panicking and grabbing my hands to try to remove it from the hole– "Stop! Why? Doesn't it hurt at all?" She is confused about my demeanor. 

I replied– "Sting a bit. Welp! Swoon the door is the right move!" I pull down my shirt, turn around to quickly open up the door to see moonshine light in the sky. I took a step outside to see where I really am. I look straight, left and right, I turn around to look at the girl– "YOU MY NEIGHBOR!? 

'How could I not realize it…' Oh yeah, who is that guy who wishes to live as a normal citizen? Yet, to live as a normal person is such a peaceful life! If I just keep being MR.PSYCHOPATH I would already know all shit about to happen! 'Oh!' I look back at the girls– "You the neighbor who didn't show your face at all! It was you!" 

The girl is now becoming more and more confused…

'Fuck…' I lean over the guardrail to look over the moon. "Uh…" Seemingly I was lost for words too. 'Well I try to live a life as a normal citizen. Yeah.' I look back at the confused hentai girl, then walk away. But I stopped back, to say something to the girl– "You want Ramen?" 

Rrrr~

The hentai girl's stomach grows in hunger. "Hurry up! Ramen boots are closing up!" As I walk away, the delusional perverted woman closes the house door and soon follows me to the ramen boots. "We ramen we go!"