(The episode opens with me looking at the time and date on my laptop)
Me: Well, it's Saturday and it's the afternoon, which is perfect for me and I have been itching to go on another adventure in the mlp world.
(I put on a watch and opens a tab that says 'Mlp season 1 episode 3')
Me: Alright, time to have fun.
(The laptop shows a bright light)
(My watch glows and a portal opens)
(The portal suck me into the TV)
(The screen shows me as an unicorn with a long orange mane, yellow skin, horn, a long orange tail and a cutie mark: a book with three hearts around it)
Me: Yes, I'm back (heads to where Applejack and Twilight)
(Applejack and Twilight are wearing baskets that is full of apples)
Applejack (while carrying a basket): Thank you kindly, Twilight, for helping me out. I bet Big McIntosh I could get all these Golden Delicious in the barn by lunchtime. If I win, he's gonna walk down Stirrup Street in one of Granny's girdles. [chuckles]
(I smiled as I saw Applejack and Twilight)
(I walked towards Twilight and Applejack, and I fell into a ditch)
Twilight: What was that?
(Applejack heads to where I am and Twilight follows with Spike on her back)
Twilight (looking at the ditch): Kanisha! Is that you?
Me(while in the ditch): Yes.
(I tried to focus my magic and was able to make a giant bird that lifted me out of the ditch)
(The bird immediately disappears after I gout of the ditch)
Me (thought) (lands on the ground): I got to work on that
Applejack (looks at me): Are you sure, you are okay?
Me (while checking myself): No bruises, broken limbs (looks at Applejack) So, yup I'm okay.
Twilight: You know I don't remember a ditch being there.
Applejack: Actually I made the ditch yesterday, but I thought I put it in a different place.
Me: Well, we probably should close that ditch, so nobody else falls in like me.
Applejack: Good idea, stand back.
(Twilight, Spike, and I back up)
(Applejack starts digging in order to fill in the ditch)
Me (smiles): Great work
Applejack: Thank you kindly, Kanisha.
Me: You're welcome, do you guys need help with the apples?
Applejack: That would be great
Me: Great
(The screen switches Applejack, Twilight, and I are carrying apples and bringing them into Sweet Apple Acres)
Me: Anybody kinda hungry
(Twilight's stomach growls)
Twilight: Well, I guess we could gather some food.
Spike: Great, I'm hungry too.
(Spike breathes fire and a letter appears)
Twilight: It's a letter from Princess Celestia.
Spike (holds the letter): [clears throat] Hear ye, hear ye. Her Grand Royal Highness, Princess Celestia of Equestria, is pleased to announce the Grand Galloping Gala to be held in the magnificent capital city of Canterlot, on the 21st day of, eh, yadda yadda yadda, cordially extends an invitation to Twilight Sparkle plus one guest.
Me, Twilight, and Applejack: The Grand Galloping Gala!
(Theme song)
(The screen shows Twilight, Applejack, and I jumping for joy)
Me (thought): I have always wondered what it would be like at the gala for me, oh I should write that down.
(Spike breathes fire again and two tickets appear)
Spike: Look two tickets
Twilight: I never been to the gala, have you Spike?
Spike: No, and I plan to keep it that way. I don't want any of that girly frilly frou-frou nonsense.
Me: Oh come on, a dance would be lovely
Applejack: The Grand Galloping Gala would be better than that, if I could put up an apple stand, ponies would be chowin' our tasty vittles 'til the cows came home. Do you have any idea how much business I could drum up for Sweet Apple Acres? Why, with all that money, we could do a heap of fixin' up 'round here. We could replace that saggy old roof, and Big McIntosh could replace that saggy old plow, and Granny Smith could replace that saggy old hip.
Twilight: Well, if that's so, wait Kanisha do you have plans for the gala?
Me: Me, well I don't really don't have any, but speaking of the gala, you have six friends and there are only two tickets.
Twilight: That's a good point, Spike, send a letter telling Princess Celestia about this miscalculation.
(Spike writes a letter and blows his breath; a letter disappears)
Applejack: Good thing, you solved that easily
(Spike burps, then a letter appears)
Spike (read): Thanks for bringing it up, my dear Twilight. (Six tickets appears)
(Rainbow Dash crashes down)
Rainbow Dash: Are we talking about the Grand Galloping Gala
Applejack: Rainbow Dash, you said you were too busy to help with apple pickin', what were you busy doing? Spyin'?
Rainbow Dash: No, I busy napping
(The screen shows A pillow and a cover on a branch)
Rainbow Dash (looks at the tickets): And I see you have extra tickets
Me: Why are you excited about going, Rainbow Dash?
Rainbow Dash: The Wonderbolts perform at the Grand Galloping Gala every year. I can see it now…
(The screen switches to a bunch of ponies watching the Wonderbolts)
Rainbow Dash: Everyone would be watching the sky. Their eyes riveted on the Wonderbolts, but then in would fly (Rainbow Dash appears) Rainbow Dash!
[audience gasps]
Rainbow Dash: I would draw their attention with my (speedily struts) Super Speed Strut.
[audience cheers]
Rainbow Dash: Then, I would mesmerize 'em with my (flies at quick speed)Fantastic Filly Flash. And for my grand finale, (a lightning blast) the Buccaneer Blaze! The ponies would go wild!
[ponies go wild]
Rainbow Dash: (The wonderbolts shake Rainbow's hooves) The Wonderbolts would insist that my signature moves be incorporated into their routine, and then welcome (Rainbow with Wonderbolt uniform and is flying with them) me as their newest member.
Me (gives Rainbow a ticket): Sounds amazing.
Rainbow Dash: It is (takes the ticket) and I better practice those moves (flies off)
Applejack: Well, I'm going to think up all the appetizers for my apple stand (heads into the barn with a ticket in her mouth)
Me: Well that made them really happy.
Twilight: Indeed (stomach growls)
Spike: Now, can we eat?
Twilight: Of course
Me: Yeah, and on the way we can deliver these tickets to our friends.
Twilight: Good idea, also do you want to join us for lunch?
Me: I would love to
(The screen shows me, Twilight, and Spike walking together by Sugar Cube Corner)
Twilight: So, where should we eat?
(Pinkie tackled Twilight and the tickets lands on Pinkie's eyes)
Pinkie: (looks at the tickets) Ah! (runs from the ticket) bats on my face (by the tickets) Help! (looks at the tickets) Are those tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala (stars appear in her eyes)
(The screen shows Pinkie pie looking at a bunch of party things)
Pinkie Pie: It's the most amazing incredible tremendous super-fun wonderful terrifically humongous party in all of Equestria! I've always always always wanted to go!
(Pinkie is hopping around)
Pinkie (Sang):
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
Hip hip
Hooray!
It's the best place for me
For Pinkie…
Pinkie Pie (as the screen shows things): With decorations like streamers and fairy-lights and pinwheels and piñatas and pin-cushions. With goodies like sugar cubes and sugar canes and sundaes and sun-beams and sarsaparilla. And I get to play my favorite-est of favorite fantabulous games like Pin the Tail on the Pony!
Pinkie Pie (sang):
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
'Cause it's the most galarrific superly-terrific gala ever
In the whole galaxy
Wheee!!
(The screen shows Pinkie with Twilight, Spike, and I)
Pinkie (hopping): Thank you! Thank you
(I gave Pinkie a ticket)
Pinkie: I have to think of the perfect party supplies to pack for the gala.
(Spike picks up the rest of the tickets)
Rarity: Are these what I think you are?
Me: Yup, tickets, did you want to go to the gala?
Rarity: Of course, it's the place I will find him.
Spike: Who?
Rarity: Him
(The screen shows Rarity walking through the hall)
Rarity: I would stroll through the gala, and everyone would wonder, "Who is that mysterious mare?" They would never guess that I was just a simple pony from little old Ponyville. Why, I would cause such a sensation that I would be invited for an audience with (Celestia is shown) Princess Celestia herself, and the princess would be so taken with the style and elegance that she would introduce me to him, (the prince is shown)her nephew: the most handsome, eligible unicorn stallion in Canterlot. Our eyes would meet, our hearts would melt. Our courtship would be magnificent. He would ask for my hoof in marriage, and of course I would say, "Yes!" We would have a royal wedding, befitting a princess, which is [giggles] what I would become (Rarity and the prince are shown in a tux and a wedding dress) upon marrying him, the stallion of my dreams.
Twilight: Well, Rarity, that is interesting and here (gives Rarity a ticket)
Rarity: Oh darling, thank you (hops off)
Me: So, do you have any idea where we should eat?
Twilight: I think I have an idea
(Angel takes the last ticket and goes to Fluttershy and I followed him)
Fluttershy: Angel, this is (looks at the ticket) lovely, (looks at me) is this yours?
Me: Nope, just curious as your friend, if you could give me an idea on what I could do for the gala. What are you looking forward to?
(The screen shows Fluttershy flying around the garden, and seeing all kinds of animals)
Fluttershy: Well not the gala as it is the wondrous private gated garden that surrounds the dance. The flowers are said to be the most beautiful and fragrant in all of Equestria. For the night of the gala, and that night alone, would they all be in bloom... and that's just the flora! Don't get me started on the fauna. There's loons and toucans and bitterns, oh my! Hummingbirds that can really hum, and buzzards that can really buzz. White-blue jays, and red jays, and green jays, pink jays and pink flamingos!
(The screen shows Fluttershy flying with Angel in her arms)
Me: How lovely, Fluttershy, maybe I could see these animals with you
Fluttershy: That would be nice, I could tell you about these animals.
Me: Oh, I would love to learn more about animals, I'll have to visit your home later, I'm going to have lunch with Twilight and Spike.
Fluttershy: Okay, see you then
Me: See ya until then (walks to Twilight)
Twilight: So, you gave the ticket to Fluttershy
Me: Yup, it seems everybody is happy, but I still don't know what I will do at the gala.
Spike: Well, maybe you could try everything and make a journal of that
Me: (smiles) Spike, that is a brilliant idea, thank you
Spike: No problem
(The screen switches to Me, Spike, and Twilight eating at the restaurant)
(Spike is eating hay)
(I'm eating hay too)
(Twilight is eating a sandwich)
Me (thought): I just realized, I completely changed this episode, oh well I bet it won't be that bad, it's only one episode.
(The screen shows Me walking to Fluttershy's cottage)
Me: Now that I think about it, this cutie mark shows off my writing career, so I should show it more often in Ponyville.
(I activated my horn, then a bag appears on my back)
Me: So, this is locked to my imagination, now time to take notes
(I'm shown walking to Fluttershy's cottage)
(The screen shows Fluttershy letting me in her cottage)
Fluttershy: Welcome
Me: Thank you, your cottage is so lovely
Fluttershy: Thank you, so what creature would you like to learn about, I have info on Loons, toucans, squirrels, all kinds of creatures
Me: Uh!
Fluttershy (while pulling me): Oh better I can show you some creatures
Me: Really, that would be great
(The screen shows Fluttershy showing me her backyard)
Fluttershy: So, which creatures would you like to learn about, how about (points to a flamingo) flamingos or (points a squirrel in a tree) flying squirrels, oh I have the perfect creature. Oh, Hodge Catsby
(At quick speed, an unknown creature to my eyes had appear, he had brown fur with spikes with four paws, and a furry tail with spikes, he has blue eyes)
Fluttershy: He's a porciquill, he's a mix of a squirrel and porcupine
(I looked at the porciquill with amazement and then looks confused)
Me: Fluttershy, where did you find him?
Fluttershy: I was taking a nature walk with my woodland friends, when I saw him with his poor tail stuck under a rock, so I had a friend of mine help lift the rock and I took him home; and after a week his tail is better, but unfortunately the poor guy doesn't have a family.
Me: Well, he is an interesting little guy
Hodge Catsby: Thank you
Me (looks surprised): You can talk
Hodge Catsby: You didn't expect me to
Me: I thought since you were a mix
Hodge Catsby: Of two creatures that don't normally talk, that I probably wouldn't be able to speak, I get that alot.
Me: Cool, so Catsby or Hodge, which one do you like to be called by?
Hodge Catsby: Hodge.
Me: Hodge, I'm Kanisha, nice to meet you
Hodge Catsby: It's nice to meet you too, Kanisha.
Me: So, Hodge, what do you like to do?
Hodge: All kinds of things, but what I like to do the most is travelling through, how about you?
Me: I like to travel too, meet new friends, have all kinds of adventures that I can and write them down in my journal.
Hodge: Cool, would you mind having an assistant on your adventures?
Me: Really? You sure you want to be apart of a duo instead of being a solo act.
Hodge: Yeah, I don't mind
Me: Okay.
Fluttershy: I'm so happy for both of you.
Me: Oh Fluttershy I'm so sorry, here I came here to hang out, but then we went into our own world.
Flutttershy: Oh that's okay, I love seeing connections with animals and ponies, in fact if you two want to hang out I understand.
Hodge: You wouldn't mind?
Fluttershy: Not at all.
Me: Well, how about we go on a nature walk?
Hodge: And you can join us
Fluttershy: That would be lovely
(The episode ends with Me, Hodge, and Fluttershy walking into the woods)