Flyyyyyyyy

Hulk was a pro football player, a guy who loved nothing more than clutching a pigskin and barreling through the defense like a runaway freight train. He lived for the gridiron.

But he never, in his wildest dreams, imagined he'd see a pair of nipples bigger than a football. 

He became a giant baby, reborn with a new name: Orion.

Orion was the runt of the giant litter, the weakest of the bunch.

But when he turned ten, something crazy happened. He saw a strange panel – that not only displayed his stats but also helped him level up. 

With the panel's help, and a whole lot of elbow grease, Orion led his giant tribe to become the most powerful in the Barren Mountains. 

He went from zero to hero, becoming a mighty Titan King. He was no longer the runt; he was the top dog.

Titan King: Ascension of the Giant

Orion held the scrolls, feeling the magical energy pulsing from within.

Leonidas: "Two group teleportation scrolls each. I'm really splashing out here, guys."

Leonidas: "For the spoils this time, I'll take 40%, Boney McBoneface(Arthas) gets 30%, and Squiddy(Kraken) and Hulk, you each get 15%. Any objections?"

They were kidding themselves if they objected. This invasion of the godforsaken land was basically Leonidas and Arthas, the two big bosses, taking the newbies on a power-leveling field trip. Anyone who complained would be a fool.

Leonidas: "One of the scrolls already has the coordinates locked in. In three days, tear it open, and you'll be transported to my designated location."

Leonidas: "As for the other scroll, record the coordinates of your own world. Just in case you want to, you know, come back."

Leonidas: "Now, tell me how many troops you can each bring. I need to make arrangements!"

This is a well-trained army