Flyyyyyyyy

Hulk was a pro football player, a guy who loved nothing more than clutching a pigskin and barreling through the defense like a runaway freight train. He lived for the gridiron.

But he never, in his wildest dreams, imagined he'd see a pair of nipples bigger than a football. 

He became a giant baby, reborn with a new name: Orion.

Orion was the runt of the giant litter, the weakest of the bunch.

But when he turned ten, something crazy happened. He saw a strange panel – that not only displayed his stats but also helped him level up. 

With the panel's help, and a whole lot of elbow grease, Orion led his giant tribe to become the most powerful in the Barren Mountains. 

He went from zero to hero, becoming a mighty Titan King. He was no longer the runt; he was the top dog.

Titan King: Ascension of the Giant

Night Elf Arch Lord Mia lived in the southern part of the godforsaken land. She was a night elf with an angelic face and a devilish figure—so stunning that both Gollum and John wanted to capture her and turn her into their personal sex slave.

Yet Mia herself wasn't exactly virtuous; in fact, she was infamous among the night elves as one of the most shamelessly promiscuous.

She was mistress to thirty thousand male lovers, and whenever she took a consort to bed, she'd have a hundred or so male night elves at her beck and call.

However, Mia was also a staunch racist. All her lovers were night elves—she didn't keep a single non-night-elf. For that reason, both Gollum and John yearned hopelessly for her attention, though Mia plainly wasn't interested in either of them.

"Mia, come out. Don't pretend you can't sense what's happening in the central region of the Perpetual Night Continent!"

Bluffing