Just Like Lucille

"Hello Adele, "

Adele turned from her desk, her sharp gaze landing on Violet, then drifting down to her bleeding hand. She sighed heavily, muttering under her breath, "You have got to be kidding me."

Violet attempted a dry joke. "I know, surprise, surprise, right?"

But Adele wasn't in the mood. Abandoning the thick book she'd been reading, she stood and approached Violet, her face a picture of exasperation. "You and Alaric," Adele began, shaking her head, "I don't know which of you is worse at this point. You must really love me so much you can't wait to visit me every day."

Violet smirked, not one to let sarcasm slide past her. "Yes, I miss you so much my balls are beginning to ache."

Adele raised a brow, her lips twitching. "Gutter kids and their foul mouths," she muttered with mock annoyance, shaking her head.