Chapter 29: Skidaddle Skidoodle your Dick is now…

Joker POV

What is happening!?

The whole palace is shaking, and the whole place is on red alert. Spotlights are everywhere, searching for intruders and worse still…

Ann sneaked in again and was captured by the guards. And this time, it was even worse. There are hundreds of guards and they are all looking closely so we can't even hide anymore. Everywhere we went, guards were everywhere. And we had to fight them every time.

The only good thing was that we were getting stronger and stronger each time.

Ryuji was getting stronger with his physical skills appearing and Morgana was now more agile and even using his wind skills and healing skills to support us even more effectively.

Even more when his motivation was Ann.

But we were getting more exhausted by the minute. But to save Panther, it will be worth it.

Overall though, we are just having a bad time.

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Riser POV

We are having the best time.

I think that this is a bonding moment between the two of us. Rias was strolling along like she owns the place as she let loose for the first time in a long time. She was humming along to 'Silhouette' from Naruto and Salieri compensated and made a piano arrangement on the spot.

Suzui was at first actually really scared, when we told her that it was dangerous in a castle or palace or whatever, she looked determined to go through hell and back to finally come to terms with what happened to her.

Now all that resolve may seem like a waste as what she was witnessing right now is the utter decimation of all she feared.

Shadows were twisted, sliced apart, shot at with bullets and were just disintegrated until nothing was left.

It was practically a bullet hell for our enemies and it was just unfair. Can you imagine surviving where bullets and destruction incarnate can one shot you. And if you do manage to survive, invisible slashes will slice you apart and space will suddenly twist apart until you explode.

Suffice it to say the first boss of Persona 5 was nothing against our combined power.

"For King Kamoshida!!!" Stupid guards just kept going towards us, and I can't help but commend them.

They may be the weakest guards ever but damn are there many of them and they just won't give up. More and more are coming and we have no choice but to carve a path towards Kamoshida.

And after walking up and up and up, we could finally see the entrance to the throne room. And we could hear the commotion that was happening behind it too.

"Capture them! Dead or Alive, I don't care anymore just capture them!!!" The slimy voice of the palace's master bellowed out from the room.

"But Sire, we are throwing all the guards at them and they still won't stop. We need your power my excellency, you are the only one powerful enough for them!" The shadow was actually pleading to Kamoshida, this is the first time that I actually saw something like this.

"So wanna crash the party?" expecting Rias to just burst in, after all the reckless and impulsive one was her. I was surprised that she actually waited for me as she responded with "Together?"

I nodded as the both of us raised our legs and smashed the door to the throne room, hard.

Hard enough to send the big metal doors flying anyways.

And inside we could see the hundreds of knights protecting the King, as they surrounded him while saluting him.

"You! You! You ruined everything!!! I am the KiNg! All ShOuLd ObEy Me!" The Nude King's voice distorted as slowly but surely he transformed into a giant pink demonic entity. And my satan is he ugly.

"He looks like a stray devil." Rias deadpanned at me as a long tongue was used to slurp up wine in a gigantic wine glass, I am not even sure that that is wine, it could be blood for all I know, Maybe the blood of his victims. And atop the demon was… curly hair adorned with a massive crown.

"Slaves! Get me my ball!" He ordered someone and out came two people, one in a black and white prisoner costume and one with a bunny bikini outfit with iron balls attached to them shackling their freedom to move freely.

They carried or more like rolled over a massive volleyball. And these two people were Mishima, his face bruised and bloody and Suzui trying to cover up herself.

Rias' body exploded with the power of destruction, her persona burning with blue flames. And then descended until she touched Rias' back and passed through her…

What?

Rias and Nobunaga became one, this cheeky girl. Our training efforts for her to be more creative really has been paying off. 

In Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, there were times where the characters would overlap themselves with their Stands to make themselves stronger or more durable. And Rias did exactly that.

Can't believe I didn't think of it. The blue flames flooding Nobunaga have now turned to the flames of destruction with it being black and a tint of red. Rias and Nobunaga became one and their military outfit has now combined.

And her gun now has been enhanced as bullets of destruction were now fired towards Kamoshida and the soldiers.

It was a massacre. Suzui looked horrified but not because of the violence but what she appeared as in Kamoshida's mind.

A mere slave that will do anything the teacher wants her to do.

She fell to her knees as she realized what she really was… a mere victim.

And then through all the violence a scream rang out. "Healing… I need healing!!! Takamaki! Come!"

"Of course~~~ My Lord~~~" A seductive annoying voice in a valley girl accent sounded out as Ann Takamaki, the best friend of Suzui came behind the pink demon with a pink leopard micro bikini. She let herself get captured by him and the degenerate undressed her and dumped her in his wine glass.

And drank her together with his wine while using his tongue to stimulate her in his mouth. A perverted moan came out of Takamaki, like an exaggerated porn star crying out and moaning to have an orgasm.

Slowly but surely his bullet wounds closed, but then a force burst out from behind us.

Suzui, the once meek girl, the one who fell into despair right now has new life in her eyes. But her eyes were not her usual warm brown eyes but a sickly yellow. And on her face was a black mask made of scales…

Really!? Now? Canon really is fucked.

"You…" Ah shit here we go again…

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Shiho POV

Seeing the visage of my best friend being touched and violated by that man… No, that demon made my blood run cold.

Could I really let someone like that touch Ann? Will I really do nothing again as my best friend is bullied, violated, and now seen like this?

My head exploded as a haunting voice called out to me, "Ah, finally, you can hear me now. You, the violated. Will you let another be violated right in front of you? Will you once more turn your face and refuse to accept reality?"...

"No!" My mind is made up…

Never again, never again will I let this happen to anyone ever again!

"Yes… fight against these people who abuse their authority to get what they want. Never be chained once again, now will you accept my contract?"

"Yes! To make this the last time!" I rebel against my fate. I am not a helpless girl… I will stop all of them!

"Very well, I am thou, Thou art I. Hold on to your resolve and never let go of it ever again… Now call my name!"

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Riser POV

"You… You will never violate anyone ever again! Devour Him… Medusa!!!" Suzui took off her mask and her outfit changed from her normal outfit to her phantom thief outfit. And power came out of her.

She wore a black hooded tattered cloak with a black and purple suit underneath. And behind her was a giant of a woman. A blindfolded purple haired bombshell of a woman. Though could I really call that hair when it was alive and wriggling all over.

All the snake-hair was hissing and pointed right at Kamoshida. And Kamoshida was paralyzed right where he stands. Well it was pretty obvious why.

The persona took off her blindfold and then "Kouha!" 

Light swords floated right in front of her and shot towards the boss at light speed. But then we were once again overwhelmed. Now it was not just hundreds but thousands now support the boss.

"Please help me, you two! To take him down once and for all!" Suzui requested of us, Rias and I looked at each other and grinned.

"Of course!" Both of us responded as Bullets of Destruction rained down as her rifle was more like a machine gun than a musket rifle.

And meanwhile I used my six eyes to cover all our blindspots and let loose with my dismantles dicing all our enemies to dust.

And I left the king to Suzui, it was a personal affair on her part after all but I did cover her back when she needed to.

Surprisingly Medusa was light oriented, maybe because she was once a goddess until she was cursed by Athena when Poseidon violated Medusa in her temple. Swords of light flew towards the pink demon with the speed of light. And Kamoshida was being overwhelmed until he once more got a hold of a volleyball which we were able to prevent the first time.

He tossed up and then a literal meteor in the form of a volleyball raced towards us…

Too bad for him, Sukuna encountered something like this before and he just dodged it. But with people with me, I used dismantle to the fullest of my abilities and the meteor was turned into just smaller rubble.

And damn was it cool. It's like seeing Mihawk dice that meteor in One Piece in one slice, the difference was, I just swung my hand and the meteor was disintegrated.

"Aagh! How dare you do this to your King!!"

Kamoshida was running out of tricks. I destroyed his wine glass. He had a second one, a golden goblet he used to also heal that was destroyed by Rias.

And now Suzui, for the final time in this long fight, let out her final attack.

"Kouga!" A giant light spear, nothing compared to her previous ones, flew straight and true towards Kamoshida who was pierced and finally taken down.

I didn't really say this before but her light was actually pure white. In our world, light spears made by angels mostly always glowed yellow but Her light was really comfortable, warm. Even to us devils.

Kamoshida turned back into his nude human form and finally Suzui was right in front of him.

"Please! I am sorry! I swear I will never do it again! I know I was wrong, but nobody ever stopped me so I thought it was fine to do it. But I will never do it again. So please… Forgive me." Kamoshida really is pathetic… The moment that he lost he bawled out with tears and snot coming out of him.

And Suzui looked at him with cold eyes but she didn't move, she was hesitating. Rias came up behind her and touched her shoulder gently.

"If you can't do it, then we can, you know." Rias' mindset was really influenced by her being a devil, she doesn't care if she actually kills someone as long as someone she cares for is safe. Humans, or people in general would always hesitate to kill someone.

But because Rias is raised to hunt down stray devils and such, death is no secret to someone like her, she was just so used to killing those she doesn't care about that she doesn't even bat an eye to killing someone.

"No… I don't want him killed… What happens to him here will influence what happens to his real self so if I kill him he will die right?" She questioned us.

"Yes, If you kill him he will kill himself in reality. If you cut off his hands, I think that he would lose the use of his hands in the real world…"

"I see…" She stalked towards Kamoshida who backed away with him crawling backwards.

"I understand, I will confess everything, I will never touch someone ever again. So please don't kill me!" He begged and Suzui's response actually chilled me to my core.

"I won't kill you but…" She raised her leg and then…

Oh shit!

Smash

She kicked his crotch so hard that I could hear his balls crack… But she wasn't done yet.

"Everyday Smash I wake up Bash and I hope Bam you are dead! Slam" Oh hell no!!

She is actually turning into Kylo Ren.

"Dead like, if I could guarantee that Ann and the volleyball members would be okay, I hoped you would get an illness and get hit by a truck and die!" Every time she emphasizes her words, she smashed her legs to his dick and balls and oh fuck.

Blood stained her boots and Kamoshida has long passed out as his dick was nowhere to be found. Like, there is nothing there now.

Oh God, even the pain of saying His name is nothing to the shivers that I am experiencing. Because Rias right now, actually pulled out a small notebook and is actually taking notes… Why are you taking notes Rias!!??

Suzui was now just automatically kicking even though his dick had disintegrated. And I couldn't help but just shiver in fear because with my regeneration… Oh God…

Then footsteps came and this was the sight that came upon the phantom thieves. Suzui laughing maniacally. Rias taking notes. And me shivering.

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A/N:

Next chapter will be the last chp for the Persona Arc so now we are going back… to Boobie Land!!!

Bro was thunderstruck, gobsmacked, confounded, nonplussed, flummoxed, floored, blindsided, stricken, astonished, bemused, speechless, bewildered, and absolutely awestruck

Oh and I'm back Sorry tehe~

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