Touching Moment

"Hey, you two. I get this is a really touching moment where you brought the gal you liked back to life and all, but if you're going to take it any further than kissing, please get a room," Ralph said. "The kissing is fine. I just know how you kids are with your 'whoops there goes my belt! Oops I'm pregnant again!' shenanigans."

"I know they say 'sharing is caring', but please don't share your intimate moment with me. As I said, kissing is fine. Just no penises and vaginas. I'm sure you both have very nice ones, but I'd rather not know than know. You know what I mean?"

I took a moment to pause from attempting to kiss Mira to death and said, "I get it. We'll keep our penises and vaginas to ourselves. Now if you'll excuse us a moment and go tend shop and run interference with the authorities, I'd really appreciate it," I said.