"That is his name. Master Bader," I said.
"I must be hearing you incorrectly. All I'm hearing is you saying the word masturbator," she said.
"No. It's Master, then Bader," I said.
"Now you're just saying masturbator, but slower and in two parts," she said.
"No. His full name is Alfred Bader, but as he is one of my cultivation teachers, he is my master. So he is my Master Bader," I said.
"Oooh! I get it now. He just has a weird ass name," she said.
"Exactly!" I said.