"Ptuh! What did you just do?" Johnny said.
"I turned you into a vampire. Duh," I said.
"Oh, is that all?" He said.
Dark red veins started to make their way up out of his shirt collar and onto his face. His eyes rolled back and he started shuddering.
"Oh, come on! It's not that bad!" I said.
Johnny started muttering, "Dylan. No, don't go. Dylan!" He sat bolt upright and looked at me. "Oh fuck, what was that? I was in love with you, and this shitty asshole had stabbed me because I wanted out of the business. That was weird. Wait, I'm the shitty asshole. Fuck. What's going on?"
'System. What's happening to him?'