Chapter 283 Flying Free.

Tang Yu smiled and handed the three bottles of beer placed at the front to Ye Qiu and the others.

These beers were found on the shelf.

Compared to other products, this batch of fruit juice beer clearly hadn't sold.

As a kind and helpful citizen, Tang Yu decided to improve the flavor of the beer.

So that this unsold product could become popular in the market!

To do so, with some pain, he decided to inject several precious herbal extracts with a needle.

These herbal extracts can effectively promote bowel movement and solve constipation issues.

When Ye Qiu was about to take the three bottles of beer, Tang Yu felt happy inside.

But what he didn't expect was that Ye Qiu's hand suddenly stopped.

With a look of alertness on his face, he pointed to the other beers and said:

"Give me the three at the back, these three have some dust on them."

The last time he was at the restaurant, he ate raw pig intestines that hadn't been properly washed.

Now, he was extremely cautious and never accepted food from strangers without thinking twice.

Seeing Tang Yu actively handing him the three bottles of beer placed at the front, he immediately became suspicious.

But he didn't want to test if the man selling it was really the rat he had been looking for.

"Alright."

Tang Yu didn't think the level of distrust would be so high.

He could only sigh inside.

Following Ye Qiu's request, he handed over the three bottles of beer at the back.

Although these three beers also contained the herbal extracts, of course.

"Thanks."

Seeing that Tang Yu cooperated like this, Ye Qiu's distrust didn't decrease.

At the moment of taking the beers, he deliberately rubbed Tang Yu's hand with his nail.

This was a tracking trick he had learned from the old Dragon.

It involved applying a certain type of liquid to the fingernail.

Once it touched the target, he could follow the trail through the scent.

To find the rat that had been secretly sabotaging him.

Now, Ye Qiu was using all his tricks.

After handing the beers to Ye Qiu and the others,

To hide his identity,

Tang Yu also had to distribute the remaining beers to the other customers present.

When he finished distributing, he glanced over his shoulder.

Seeing that Ye Qiu and the others were already in the hot tub and had started drinking,

He was finally able to relax, smiling as he retreated from the hot tub to the outside to hide and observe the show.

With all this, he didn't believe the Qi family could connect with Ye Qiu.

An elite family from Yanjing should still have some pride!

"Drinking some beer while relaxing in the hot tub really is nice, does Ye Qiu like to drink beer regularly?"

After sipping some of the fruit juice beer, Elder Qi asked with a smile.

"I can drink anything."

Ye Qiu clinked his beer can with Elder Qi's.

During the years he spent as the son-in-law of the Lin family, he often went out to drink these canned beers to relax.

"Then tonight, you'll stay at my house, and tomorrow we'll have a drink together."

Elder Qi smiled with a meaningful air as he placed his arm over Ye Qiu's shoulder.

He was at an age where he expected to be buried in the ground.

He never imagined that in his later years he would find a young man who made him happy.

After taking him to his house, they could have a drink quietly.

Wouldn't it be a blessing to sleep peacefully after that?

"If the elder says so, then I'll also stay with you."

Ye Qiu laughed out loud.

He still didn't know that the elder was trying to use him as his "personal comforter," otherwise, he would have taken action immediately.

After drinking a bottle of slightly cold beer, Elder Qi didn't feel much effect.

This type of fruity beer, for an old drunk like him,

It was practically the same as a soft drink.

After placing the empty bottle aside, he suddenly felt some discomfort in his stomach.

As expected for an old man, he had one of the most common problems among the elderly.

Constipation.

The intense feeling he had at that moment was something he hadn't experienced in many years.

"Why is it so strong? Could it be that Young Ye Qiu stimulated me with those slaps?"

After muttering something to himself,

Elder Qi decided to get out of the pond and go to the bathroom.

The moment he moved, the primal force inside him began to lose control.

A stream of yellow water shot out from his rear, starting to spread in the water.

Just at that moment, Qi Xinghan, who had been sipping his beer slowly, saw this scene.

His face changed drastically, and the beer struck him hard in the throat.

After coughing violently several times, he mentally screamed: "My God!"

"Did my grandfather just crap himself!?"

"And in the hot spring!?"

Seeing his grandfather's expression pale as a corpse, his lips trembling, he slightly shook his head.

He gestured to his grandson to make no noise,

so no one would notice.

Then, he looked around.

Luckily, there was a lot of mist in the hot spring, so as long as they didn't get too close, it would be hard to notice.

Taking a deep breath, Elder Qi used all his strength to control his sphincter.

He knew that the closer he got to collapse, the more he needed to resist.

If he didn't, it would be a massive mess and he wouldn't be able to stop it.

There were only ten meters from the hot spring to the bathroom.

For an old man about to collapse,

Ten meters still felt too long.

Elder Qi barely managed to tighten his body to leave the hot spring,

and when he heard the sound of water, Ye Qiu turned his head and saw an elderly backside.

In his mind, he cursed the disgusting sight, but aloud, he smiled and said:

"Where are you going, elder? Aren't you staying a bit longer?"

As soon as he finished speaking,

Elder Qi suddenly shuddered, and a new burst of yellow water shot out.

Ye Qiu, who had intentionally turned his head, couldn't avoid it and was hit directly in the head.

The impact was so strong it felt like a shotgun had gone off.

Qi Xinghan, who was nearby, also received some of the damage.

After being hit in the face, Ye Qiu was completely stunned.

At that moment, his brain stopped working.

But the worst was yet to come.

After the first yellow explosion, Elder Qi completely lost control of his sphincter.

The essence of the herbs in the beer filled his intestines with power.

In a matter of milliseconds, two new yellow streams shot out.

After receiving three consecutive impacts,

the terrible smell and the force of the impact made his brain start working again.

"Damn it!"

Barely able to breathe, Ye Qiu yelled and wiped his face vigorously.

"I can't take it anymore, I can't, you shouldn't have pushed me so hard."

Elder Qi screamed in pain, choosing to crouch on the ground so the "gun barrel" would point down, to avoid hitting others.

"Damn it, this old man crapped himself."

"Shit, how could he crap so much?"

"Damn, hurry up, the bath is filled with shit!"

The people in the bath, like frightened birds, screamed and scrambled to climb to the shore.

The unfortunate Qi Xinghan, after a couple of heaves, also hurried to climb.

But he had just finished drinking a can of Tang Yu's secret craft beer.

Only now, due to his stronger physical constitution, the herbal essence in the beer began to take effect.

If he had been a little faster, he could have at least run to the bathroom.

But he was too hasty.

But he was too hasty.

When he climbed to the shore, he slipped with his foot and fell to the ground.

Immediately, two loud "pops" rang out.

"Hurry, get away!"

The instant the hot excrement shot out, Qi Xinghan shouted in fury.

Ye Qiu, who was about to climb to the shore, didn't have time to dodge after hearing the warning.

And again, the hot excrement fell right on him.

"Ah!!!"

Ye Qiu was so angry he almost had a stroke. What the hell are these two grandfather and grandson doing?

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