Chapter 285: You Are Here Now

"Bastard, you still dare to chase me."

"If you come looking for death, don't blame me for not being polite."

"But Boss Wei said it's not necessary to kill, that castrating you is enough to get the billion-dollar reward."

After kicking him hard, Tang Yu laughed sinisterly again as he took out a pair of scissors.

As a villain, it's completely normal to carry these kinds of things at all times.

Placing his foot on Ye Qiu's body, Tang Yu grabbed the scissors and pretended to attack him.

"Help!"

Seeing the scissors.

Ye Qiu, realizing it, turned pale and immediately screamed.

Just after he screamed, police sirens were heard from the nearby street.

While the two were fighting, a passerby who couldn't bear it called the police.

Upon seeing the police car arrive, Tang Yu, without saying a word, turned around and started running.

Before fleeing, he didn't forget to spit on Ye Qiu.

This is for sending assassins to my house.

When Ye Qiu saw Tang Yu had escaped, he breathed a sigh of relief, but his gaze turned full of hatred.

Although he managed to escape this time.

Next time he shows up, he will catch him!

Because the kind of fragrance I left on his body won't disappear in less than a month.

"From now on, I'd rather die of hunger, die outside, but not eat another bite!"

Thinking about how he had been tricked with food again.

Ye Qiu cursed inwardly.

After the police car stopped on the sidewalk.

Two officers got out of the vehicle.

Seeing the street filled with yellow spots and an unbearable smell, they both started to vomit almost immediately.

They had been working for twenty years, but had they ever seen something so disgusting?

"My god, is this a truck explosion of shit?!"

One of the officers, somewhat older, covering his nose, shouted.

They had received the emergency call.

They were told that there had been a fight on the street, and a man had been beaten until he shit himself.

At first, they couldn't believe it.

Now, seeing the scene, they were even more incredulous.

"Buddy, are you okay?"

The other officer, holding his breath, approached and tried to help Ye Qiu get up from the ground.

"Take me to the bathroom, I need to go number two."

Ye Qiu, with trembling lips, barely finished speaking when he let out a couple of farts.

The two officers, with long faces, quickly took him to the nearby public restroom.

They waited for almost half an hour.

Ye Qiu finally came out of the bathroom, his legs as weak as noodles.

Seeing his pale and desolate face, with his clothes dirty and covered in feces, the officers could only call an ambulance to take him to the hospital.

When Ye Qiu was taken to the hospital, he found that ambulances were coming and going non-stop.

All of them were unlucky fellows from the same sauna as him.

Those guys were full of shit.

This scared both the patients and the nurses at the hospital.

Some journalists, upon hearing the news, like dogs sniffing a good piece of meat, ran to the hospital.

They saw Ye Qiu lying on a stretcher, being transported.

A young reporter quickly approached and asked.

"Sir, hello, I'm Xiao Xiao, a reporter from Yanjing TV station. Can you tell us what happened, why are you covered in feces?"

While speaking, the cameraman focused on Ye Qiu with the camera.

"Son of a bitch, eat some and you'll see!"

Ye Qiu, furious, took a hand to his head, grabbed some residual shit, and rubbed it on the reporter's face.

And after that, he didn't forget to put two fingers in the reporter's mouth.

So he could taste it too.

"Ahhh!!!"

The reporter screamed in horror and immediately began to vomit deeply.

So, no journalist dared to interview Ye Qiu anymore.

But that didn't stop Ye Qiu from becoming famous.

Because the video of the fight he had in the street with Tang Yu was filmed by a passerby and uploaded to the internet.

In just half an hour, the video views exceeded ten million.

The comments below were already over a hundred thousand.

"Brother Ba, is that you? After retiring, you became a martial arts master."

"What nonsense, this is the kept king of Yanjing!"

"My god, this guy is like a shotgun, look how he throws shit everywhere!"

"God, how horrible, a passerby got sprayed with shit in the mouth!"

"Damned son of a bitch, I'm that passerby! Where does this bastard live? I'm going to make him eat my own shit!"

With the increase in the popularity of the video.

This "delicious" video quickly rose to the top of the trending lists.

Lu Junzhuo was in his hotel room, drinking coffee and resting.

Since he had eliminated the pieces he knew in Yanjing.

His daily life consisted of investigating the remaining pieces.

But the Dragon Soul organization was not an easy group to handle.

They quickly adjusted their strategy, hiding and protecting the remaining pieces.

They even sent several experts at the [Heaven] level to ambush Lu Junzhuo.

After almost getting seriously injured, Lu Junzhuo decided to take a more relaxed stance, like Tang Yu, without being so aggressive.

The worst that could happen was that he would have to go after Ye Qiu.

"Hmm? Shit thrower warrior?"

Seeing the video notification, Lu Junzhuo clicked without thinking, and instantly spat out the coffee in his mouth.

His eyes went wide as he paused the video. After watching it for a while, he quickly recognized Ye Qiu.

Seeing him fight while throwing shit almost made him burst out laughing.

"Wow, this must have been Tang Yu's doing!"

Lu Junzhuo held his stomach and laughed heartily.

Without a doubt, only Tang Yu could have done something like this.

After laughing for about ten minutes, Lu Junzhuo quickly downloaded the video to save it.

He would use it whenever he felt in a bad mood.

Surely it would lift his spirits.

Suddenly, he remembered something.

"With Tang Yu's ability to change appearance, he wouldn't have been discovered by Ye Qiu. This must be something strange."

After thinking about it, he quickly called Tang Yu.

When the call connected, he wasted no time and asked: "Young Master Tang, where are you?"

"I'm running away, damn it, Ye Qiu chased me and beat me for a good while, almost spraying me with his shit."

Tang Yu complained on the other end of the line.

He had already run two kilometers and was now looking for a secluded place to change clothes.

"I knew you fought with him. Are you far from me? If not, come here for a moment, I need to confirm something with you."

Lu Junzhuo said with a smile.

"I'm not far, I can take a taxi and get there."

After hanging up the call, Lu Junzhuo waited for half an hour, and then there was a knock at the door.

He quickly ran to open it and saw Tang Yu standing there, greeting respectfully.

"Young Master Tang, thanks for your effort today!"

"Well, it wasn't that difficult, just a bit disgusting. And be careful, Ye Qiu has already reached the intermediate stage of the [Heaven] level."

Tang Yu, with a smile, warned.

"So fast?"

Lu Junzhuo was stunned.

When one reaches the [Heaven] level, they know how hard it is to improve even a small rank.

"Yeah, after all, he's the grandson of the old mud."

Tang Yu smiled maliciously, went to wash his hands, and then opened a bottle of mineral water to drink.

After being chased and beaten by Ye Qiu, the truth was, he was a bit tired.

But the most important thing was that he was too disgusted!

He feared that in the middle of the fight, Ye Qiu, chasing his dream, would suddenly turn around and show him his back.

If that happened.

How could he resist such a massive attack?

As the old saying goes, "A mop soaked in shit, Lü Bu in this world."

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