Chapter 316 Celestial Master

Then, Tang Yu spoke without thinking.

"Who would have imagined that there is such a handsome man in the world! Are you the great Celestial Master?"

Upon hearing the words "handsome man," the elderly man, who had just been focused on combing his hair, immediately changed his expression to one of joy, but then tried to remain calm and replied:

"Who would have thought... Though I hide so deeply, you managed to discover it. Who are you really? How did you know that I am the great Celestial Master?"

"Recognizing you was too easy. You are like a firefly in the night, a black bear in the snow... and that shiny hair that looks like it came out of a shampoo commercial is unbeatable."

As Tang Yu spoke, he spat a couple of times into his hands and pretended to help the elderly man fix his hairstyle.

The elderly He laughed out loud twice before doing a somersault and jumping out of bed.

With a vigilant expression, he said: "Of course, I know I'm extremely handsome, but don't try to approach me with compliments. Be honest, what are your intentions in getting close to me?"

Seeing him so alert, Tang Yu clapped and praised: "I wouldn't expect less from the great Celestial Lord Dragon! Years without seeing you, and you're still just as cautious. No wonder you could once be at my level in the organization."

"Organization? What organization?"

A trace of confusion crossed the face of the elderly He.

"Don't pretend to be stupid with me. Did you forget the battle we fought together in '99? It's true the boss told us to keep everything a secret, but that period of confidentiality has already ended."

Tang Yu said with a serious face.

The elderly He, finally understanding, exclaimed two "ohs" and clasped his hands in respect towards Tang Yu:

"Who would have thought! It turns out you're a fellow survivor of the war to massacre the gods. Can I ask who you are?"

"I am the great Celestial Lord Fuhu. Back then, I assisted the master in bringing down countless gods. After that battle, you suffered such severe injuries that you lost much of your memories. How is your recovery now?"

Tang Yu said with emotion.

"Uh, well... I suppose I've partially recovered."

The elderly He looked a bit puzzled but deep down felt it was true; after all, he had finally met someone who shared the same opinion.

He had always known: he had done many great things.

However, the "monsters" in the hospital didn't believe him and even called him crazy, forcing him to open his mouth to take medicine.

"By the way, brother, are you here to see me because the organization has some mission for me?"

Now that he had accepted Tang Yu, the elderly He ran towards him and, with a mysterious air, asked the question.

Tang Yu gave a bitter smile and said, "They brought me here by force. They say I'm crazy."

"Lie! They're the crazy ones! They have no idea how much we've sacrificed for this world!"

The elderly He burst out in anger, jumping from side to side while cursing.

"Mr. He, it's time to take your medicine."

At that moment, a nurse entered the room with a glass of water and some pills.

Although she wasn't a dazzling beauty, she was robust and strong.

Of course, in a psychiatric hospital, working without some strength was impossible.

Upon hearing the word "medicine," the elderly He ran to hide under the bed and shouted:

"I won't take it! I'm the great Celestial Lord Dragon, the secret guardian of this world! Monster, don't even think about harming me!"

The nurse, accustomed to these scenes, simply drew a cross on the medical record, indicating that there was no improvement and that the treatment should continue.

She then looked at Tang Yu and asked, "Are you his family?"

"I'm his battle comrade. Leave this to me."

Tang Yu extended his hand for the nurse to give him the pills, implying that he would take care of administering them.

The nurse looked closely at Tang Yu's face, blushing a little before handing him the pills with the warning:

"You must make sure he takes them on time."

Once the nurse left, the elderly He crawled out from under the bed, his face covered in dust, and said:

"These people are really crazy. They lock me in here and make me eat this every day. This is worse than shit."

"Have you ever eaten shit?"

Tang Yu asked, surprised.

"Of course! I'm the great Celestial Master. Is there anything I wouldn't dare to do?"

The elderly He put his hands behind his back with an air of grandeur.

"I wouldn't expect less from the great Celestial Lord! You do things with ease that others would never dare."

Tang Yu gave a thumbs-up in approval and, holding the pills, said, "In that case, today I will take on your burden and take these medicines for you."

Saying this, Tang Yu pretended to swallow the pills.

Seeing how Tang Yu calmly helped him take the medicine, the elderly He...

Immediately, the elderly He felt even more admiration, thinking that this great Celestial Lord Fuhu was indeed someone you could count on.

After "taking" the medicine, Tang Yu sighed deeply and said:

"Master, you have sacrificed so much for this world and yet are trapped in this place. Truly, the world is full of blind people who don't know how to appreciate!"

"It doesn't matter. On the path of the Dao, we walk together. What does it matter what ordinary people think?"

The elderly He responded seriously, remembering the scenes of those days when they fought side by side to defeat the gods.

When Tang Yu saw that the atmosphere was well-prepared,

he spoke slowly: "Hearing those words makes me feel that it doesn't matter if the world misunderstands us. If the master agrees, what do you think we become sworn brothers today?"

"Alright, alright!"

The elderly He jumped up excitedly and said: "Let's do it now! Eh... but... how was it done? Back then, when three thousand gods came together to seal me, I just lost that part of my memory."

"It's fine, I'll teach you."

Tang Yu smiled and immediately taught the old man the process of the brotherhood oath.

Of course, he omitted some complicated parts.

For example, the part about cutting the head off a rooster. After all, this was a psychiatric hospital, where would they find a rooster?

He also modified some of the oath's words.

He removed the part about "not asking to be born on the same day, month, and year, but to die on the same day, month, and year."

After all, this old man was easily between sixty and seventy years old.

After explaining the entire process, including the kneeling and the oath dialogues, Tang Yu took two disposable cups and said: "Now comes the last step, which is also the most important."

"What is it?"

The elderly He asked excitedly.

"Eat shit!"

With an air of absolute righteousness, Tang Yu took out a small jar from his pocket that he had prepared in advance.

Inside the jar was a sticky black liquid: it was high-quality imported chocolate. He had spent over two thousand yuan just on that small jar.

Tang Yu squeezed the chocolate into the two disposable cups.

Then, in a solemn and righteous tone, he said: "This is the purest black bear shit! You and I, as brothers, must eat it to prove our sincerity and show that we are capable of anything for our brotherhood, even eating shit!"

The elderly He swallowed. His face showed some nervousness and regret.

Earlier, when he had told the great Celestial Lord Fuhu that he had eaten shit,

that had been a lie.

But upon seeing how Tang Yu calmly ate the black contents of the cup in one bite,

he suddenly felt a great wave of heroism and shouted: "Daring to eat shit is what makes a good brother!"

After shouting, he took his cup and, just like Tang Yu, drank it all in one go.

Then he discovered that the "shit" was surprisingly delicious: sweet, creamy, and not at all greasy.

As he savored the aftertaste, he looked at Tang Yu with bright eyes and asked: "Brother, how come this shit tastes so good?"

"That's because we have the courage and determination to make even shit delicious!"

Tang Yu put away the remaining small bottle of chocolate and, smiling, said:

"Big brother, now that we've sworn brotherhood, I must leave. I have to fulfill a mission from the boss."

"Very well, very well! Go quickly to protect the world. When I regain my strength, you and I will fight together side by side."

The elderly He nodded firmly.

When he left the room, Tang Yu wore a satisfied and cunning smile.

Wasn't it Ye Qiu who wanted to recruit the elderly He as his assistant?

Well, now he was curious to see how Ye Qiu planned to take him tomorrow.

When he went down to the second floor, Tang Yu suddenly heard a scream coming from a nearby bathroom.

Curious, he approached to see what was going on and discovered two nurses with expressions of horror on their faces looking at a patient.

That patient was kneeling by the toilet, like a dog,

holding a hot turd with his hands and bringing it to his mouth.

As he ate it, he shouted: "Reflect! We must reflect! Why do foreigners hate the Chinese? It must be because we haven't reflected enough!"

"What the hell is wrong with this guy?"

Seeing this disgusting scene, even the chocolate in Tang Yu's mouth lost its sweetness.

"I don't know," one of the nurses replied with a resigned sigh.

"Lately, a lot of new patients have been admitted. Every day, they're either eating shit or shouting that we must reflect."

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