Where did they find time to talk? They had barely opened their mouths when they had already suffered a great loss.
Both of them bent down to the ground and vomited desperately, wishing they could pull out their stomachs and wash them with water to clean them completely.
"Damn it, this is Old Man's shit!"
And also, it's hot.
Normally, when people insult someone by saying they're slow, they might say something like, "Not even eating hot shit would make you on time."
But this time, they really did it!
If they told this story, probably no one would believe them. Even Old He, he's never had this treatment, right?
After almost vomiting their intestines out, the two of them stood up staggeringly and ran out of the room straight to the bathroom.
They needed to wash their faces and rinse their mouths thoroughly.
When they ran to the bathroom door, a few nurses were standing there with an expression of disgust.
Seeing the two of them, faces full of hot shit, one of the nurses thought they had come to steal shit from the bathroom, lifted a broom, and threatened to hit them, shouting.
"Hurry, stop them, don't let them enter and steal shit to eat!"
Lately, several patients had been admitted to the hospital, who always shout about reflecting and run to the bathroom to eat shit.
Desperate because of how repulsive the situation was, they could only try to stop them in this way.
Fortunately, another nurse with a good eye recognized Ye Qiu and quickly stopped her colleague from shouting.
"Cuifen, don't hit them, they're important guests of the director!"
"What? Are there important guests who come to eat shit?"
The burly nurse had a surprised expression.
"You're the one eating shit!"
Ye Qiu had barely entered the bathroom and, upon hearing this, got furious and slapped the nurse.
Ye Dao, who was following him, also slapped her.
The nurse's face swelled from the blows, and her tears began to fall from the anger.
Meanwhile, Ye Qiu and Ye Dao, who had entered the bathroom, were about to wash up.
A few patients in hospital clothes, also with their faces covered in hot shit, came out laughing.
They had just finished eating and were preparing for a stomach rinse after the meal.
Seeing Ye Qiu and Ye Dao, one of the patients came up pointing at them and shouted.
"Have you reflected on yourselves?"
"Yes, reflect quickly, you've embarrassed everyone in the world."
Another patient also approached, shouting.
At that moment, a third patient came up, pointing at Ye Qiu and Ye Dao's faces covered in shit.
"Don't even ask, you also have shit on your faces, you must be one of us!"
With that reminder, the other patients finally realized.
One of the patients with a cut pointed to a toilet.
"Brothers, are you full? If not, there's more here, don't mind the smell, it stinks but tastes good!"
"A bunch of idiots, get out of the way!"
Ye Dao, filled with rage, punched each of the patients.
With those punches, the patients fell to the ground, almost ready to see the Buddha in the sky.
Ye Qiu also wanted to hit them.
But seeing that Ye Dao had already beaten them all, he felt refreshed and said, "Thanks, brother."
"First, let's wash our faces."
Ye Dao ran to turn on the faucet, and both started washing desperately with their hands.
After a good ten minutes of washing, they had almost removed a layer of skin from their faces.
Finally, after washing thoroughly, they still felt disgusted.
An old dirty man had shoved hot shit into their mouths.
This is simply unacceptable.
At least for a week, they surely wouldn't have the appetite to eat.
"Young Ye, what now? This old man has completely lost his mind."
Ye Dao asked with an expression of suffering.
"What else can we do? We have to win this old man over, are we just going to leave it like this?"
Ye Qiu answered through gritted teeth.
Ye Qiu's greatest trait was that he never gave up.
Even when he saw his wife kissing Tang Yu, he didn't abandon that relationship.
And now, after suffering so much, he wasn't going to give up. That was not like him.
After reorganizing himself, Ye Qiu took a deep breath and returned to the hospital room with Ye Dao.
When they returned, Old He had already put on a clean hospital gown and the nurses had cleaned the dirt off him.
Seeing Ye Qiu and Ye Dao enter, Old He shouted in displeasure.
"You two are unreliable! We couldn't even complete the oath ceremony! Because of you, I had to get another injection!"
As he spoke, he started lowering his pants to show them where they had given him the injection.
Ye Qiu, holding back his anger, said, "Celestial Master, even though we are not oath brothers, we are still friends, right?"
"Friends? What friends? I barely know you."
Old He muttered dissatisfied.
"If it weren't for me, the nurse would have given you an injection with that huge needle. Do you think you could handle that?"
"Tell me, am I your friend or not?"
Ye Qiu patted his chest while asking.
Old He, hearing this, was momentarily stunned and thought Ye Qiu was right.
Finally, a little reluctantly, he said, "Fine, then we're friends."
"Well, since we're friends, I'll help you completely. How about you come live outside? With me, you'll have good food and drinks, and no more injections."
Ye Qiu asked with a tempting tone.
"No more injections? Fine, fine, take me right now!"
Old He clapped excitedly.
Ye Qiu, however, did not rush to take him and asked, "So, are we good friends now?"
"Yes, yes, we are good friends."
"And as good friends, if someone attacks me, would you help me retaliate?"
"Of course, I, the Celestial Master, am guided by honor."
After convincing the old man with a few words, Ye Qiu felt quite satisfied.
To deal with someone with a confused mind, cunning was needed.
Now that the old man recognized him as a friend, it would be easy to ask for his help in the future.
For example, to have him kill Tang Yu.
If he tricked the old man a bit, he would probably go crazy and tear Tang Yu apart.
Even if he killed Tang Yu in public, he wouldn't care.
The old man was a lunatic, what crazy person fears going to prison?
Where could one find such a perfect piece?
Soon, Ye Qiu spoke with the director and took the old man out of the hospital.
But, due to the repulsion, Ye Qiu did not allow the old man to travel in the same car as him.
Instead, he had someone from the hospital follow him in another car.
"This old man is like a child, if you pamper him, he'll be easy to control. If not, scare him with an injection, understood?"
Sitting in the back seat of the car, Ye Qiu gave instructions to Ye Dao.
Now, Ye Dao lived in a villa owned by the Wuji Group, and he planned to leave the old man in his care.
Ye Dao nodded somewhat frustrated.
"Thanks for your effort."
Ye Qiu sighed, and for a moment, a rare expression of resignation crossed his face.
"What's wrong, young Ye?"
Seeing Ye Qiu sigh, Ye Dao couldn't help but ask.
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