On the way back, it was already 6pm.
"Ah, I'm exhausted."
I have to hurry home, my mother is all alone.
"Huh!? What's that.", A ball hit my foot.
"Sir please, the ball.", Children playing soccer in them?, I see. This scene reminds me of the children playing soccer the day Mia was carried away by their clumsiness.
"Sir?"
"Sorry kids I'm coming.", I lifted the ball that was at my feet with both hands, I stared intently at the ball in front of me, the children were a little confused.
Their eyes seemed to say: "what's wrong with this guy?"
I noticed a small piece of wood that was a few meters away from me and I went to pick it up, then I walked towards them.
"You want this ball. ", I said this to them while holding the ball out with my left hand.
"Yes!!", All four of them answered simultaneously.
I couldn't hide my joy at this.
"Then come and get it!!", As soon as one of them was about to take the ball, I dropped it and took out the piece of wood from my right hand to pierce the ball.
"Sir?!"
"Sorry kids, the ball is dangerous."
With an evil smile on my face, the wood was still in the ball, I pierced it again and again until I was satisfied.
"Ahhhh!!"
"Mom!!"
"Ahhhhh!!"
They all ran away, tears in their eyes, seeing me letting off steam on their ball.
"Sorry kids, but it's for your own good. Football is a shitty sport."
"Are you so sure?", an unknown voice came from behind me.
"Huh? Who's there.", As soon as I turned to see my interlocutor, I was surprised.
"Ahhhhhh!! you..you..who are you? What are you?"
What the hell? As soon as this thing, this...this...I don't even know how to qualify it with words, but I can describe it, it has the shape of a ball, black in color, similar to bai coal, with two eyes and a mouth, no feet, no arms, it reminded me of horseshoe crab, in me when I reincarnate as a slime.
With a most evil smile. He looked at me, savoring the fact that I'm afraid of him.
I have to pull myself together, I took a step back, putting about five meters between us. Let's try to think calmly while asking him questions.
"Who are you?"
"I am the god of football. »
"That's it, and I'm Cristiano Ronaldo."
I thought it was something dangerous, but I think I was wrong, he looks stunned, like he just ate vomit.
"I don't know who's behind this thing, but if you don't come out, I'm going to take care of tearing your toy to shreds.", I continued, because I don't have time to play with a remote-controlled thing.
"I'm telling you that I'm the god of football, and I've come today to punish you.", What a shame to hear.
"And I'm telling you that I'm Cristiano Ronaldo and that if the person behind this thing doesn't come out, I'll tear him to shreds."
I think someone is controlling this thing, that's the first hypothesis I have.
He was so frustrated, like he was going to explode, I started to walk away towards the path of the house when suddenly...
"I'm going to make you regret it for looking down on me."
A presence was approaching from behind me, I immediately threw a back kick to clear him, but I missed, he jumped from the ground, I don't know how, to avoid my blow. Rolling on him vertically while he was in the air, then he rushed to the ground, with a bounce, hit my chin, it was like I had received an uppercut at the moment I tried to stabilize myself after having executed the back kick I had just done.
"Ah!"
"Shit, you asked for it."
I got into a fighting stance, while he looked at me with an evil smile. How can someone who claims to be a god have one of the most evil smiles?
Just as I was about to fight for real, he began to grow visibly, three times my size.
I was speechless, in front of this spectacle that we only see in fantasy films, I took my legs to my neck, because I could not do anything, he began to chase me everywhere by rolling and jumping on the houses.
What I noticed strange is that there was no one around me, as if I was alone in the world. Knowing that I had no more escape, the best I could do was to stop running, to know at least what was going on, I had the impression that time had stopped around me.
Stopping instantly as soon as he understood that I no longer had the intention of fleeing.
Face to face, eyes in the eyes.
"What do you want?"
With a more evil smile on his face he spoke.
"Lionel messiah or Cristiano Ronaldo?"
Oh, I see, with a smile similar to his I answered back.
"Mia of course."
"Wrong answer."
I think he didn't like my answer, an evil aura came out of him, he was starting to grow bigger and bigger until he completely invaded me.
With everything that's happening, he's going to tell me he's a god, with all that demonic aura that escapes from him without a doubt.
I screamed, screamed with all my might, I screamed like a virgin girl about to lose her virginity to a rapist.
But like most of these girls, no one heard me.
Screamed, screamed again, but no one came to my aid.
"Huh, where am I? It's...it's...the...the desert?!" ", I found myself in the desert, I don't know where, my feet sunk into the sand that was sucking me in little by little, the sun was bright as if it had been given sun proteins, that's how I understood that I wasn't in a normal desert, because it was almost night where I was a few moments ago. I don't see my guitar and my backpack either.
"I repeat myself, Lionel messiah or Cristiano Ronaldo?", He appeared out of nowhere to tell me that, with his usual smile.
"I repeat myself, Mia of course.", I answered him with a smile similar to his.
"I see, you're a little joker, very well, we'll see how long you can bear the consequences of your refusal to answer."
"What consequence are you talking about?"
He didn't answer me and systematically disappeared with a smile.
"Come back here!! »
I screamed several times but no answer came when suddenly...
"Huh! What's going on?", the ground started to shake, as if a herd of horses was approaching.
No, it's not a herd of horses, but a herd of buffalo!!
"It's not possible...I don't believe it."
I started running with all my might, even though I knew it was in vain, I think it's what we call survival instinct.
My feet were sinking into the sand, which was slowing me down greatly, but I have to move forward, I have to run, I don't want to die here.
The more than two hundred buffalo were getting closer and closer to me, reducing the distance between us. I ran, ran, and ran again, with all my strength, I drew on all the reserves in my body, but...
Nothing to do, the herd arrived at my level, trampling me in their momentum one after the other until the last one.
My body was in tatters, my breathing became more and more difficult, sand was coming out of my mouth, the pain was unbearable, my uniform was covered in my blood. With my last strength, I managed to stand up as best I could.
'' Moon ''
What!! There was one left right behind me! No it's a bull with gigantic horns. Isn't it over yet? How did he get there without me noticing?
The bull started running towards me, I had no more strength in my body, resigning myself to my fate. He pierced my body with his horns, the blood was gushing out of my body more and more.
I'm losing my sight, I'm going to lose consciousness, no I don't want to die...
''Ah''
Huh?! I'm still alive? My injuries are all gone.
I scanned the nooks and crannies of my body, looking for injuries, but I couldn't find anything abnormal on my body.
"Was I dreaming?"
"No, not at all."
''Ah'' he reappeared! Immediately, I started running in all directions. He was chasing me everywhere I went, I couldn't find a place to hide since it's the desert all around me.
Finally… he swallowed me again.
''Ahhh''
"Huh! I'm in the air?", Ouug, I can't breathe anymore, hiding my nostrils with my hands, I could already see the solid ground.
Is he planning to let me get crushed like a pancake?
Or is he bluffing? No, this thing isn't bluffing at all, with what he did to me in the desert, I'm convinced on this point.
"Lionel messiah or Cristiano Ronaldo?"
"You again… I'll never choose one of the two!"
"Very well, as you wish. »
As the mainland approached more and more, I resigned myself to my fate, my eyes closed, I crashed against a building, I had never felt such pain, it was ten times more than what this bull did to me.
But I can't answer her question, it was football that put Mia in a coma, it would be betraying her if one day I did something related to football, rather exhausted!