A Roommate From Hell  

Gluttony couldn't hold back his laughter as the fat pig in front of him dropped to the floor so fast he ended up breaking his own nose. "That's gotta hurt," he continued to chuckle as the man started to choke on his own blood.

 

"What's wrong with him?" asked Hattie, her head still resting on his shoulder as the two of them continued to stare at the meat sack.

 

"How should I know? Do I look like a doctor?" gasped Gluttony, and he gently booped Hattie's nose. "Come on, we'll let him die in peace. Why don't you show me around a bit?"

 

"Yes, and he can't," sighed Hattie; however, her answers made absolutely no sense to Gluttony.

 

"I'm sorry, Pudding Pop, could you try to say that again?" he asked, cocking his head to the side as he looked at his treasure. The feeling of her in his arms was something that he couldn't explain, even if he had a thousand words to describe it.