A God Or A Saint

The sun was setting behind the tall trees, causing their shadows to stretch out onto the road like fingers of darkness trying to reach their next victim. 

Crouching down, I poked at one of the shadows near my feet and giggled. "If you want to come out and play, you don't have to be so cautious. We don't bite. Not unless you beg us to."

"Hands up," growled a voice coming from behind one of the trees. I heard the sound of a shot gun being loaded, but I didn't really pay it much mind. If someone was really dumb enough to try to rob us, then he was dumb enough to play with. 

"No, thank you. I don't have to go potty," I announced, still poking at the shadow in front of me. 

"What the fuck?" grunted a second voice coming from the other side of the road.